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321  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? on: 10-06-2011 02:16 PM
 Grin Grin Grin
322  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 01:50 PM
Clever trever.
All you tough guys hire me to take care of your shit, ok
323  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 01:39 PM
I work as a doorman, i command the highest from all the customers.
If  kicks off i am the first one in.
I fear nobody. Kiss
You can be my friend or enemy.  Angry
I also collect unpaid debts,  if anyone owes you money. pm me to discuss rates
324  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? on: 10-06-2011 01:28 PM
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[/q7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
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The book of storys that you all look up to needs a answer please.
It would seem that everyone is avoiding the issues
325  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 01:18 PM
I only use my skills to defend myself.
Nobody will admit to being to being beatin up by a gay guy.
I show no mercy once it kicks off.
Be warned, dont judge a book by its cover. Angry Angry Angry
326  Forum / Forum Games / Re: kiss or pass on: 10-06-2011 01:06 PM
 Kiss Kiss Kiss
327  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 01:05 PM
I am also very good at marshal arts. Wink
328  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: CAN YOU TELL HOW MANY SEXAUL R/SHIP on: 10-06-2011 01:02 PM
 Grin Grin Grin
329  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman claims watching 3D film made her pregnant on: 10-06-2011 12:59 PM
Does she reside in a mental hospial  Huh?
330  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 12:57 PM
Quote from: DaCutest on 10-06-2011 12:22 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

no, i dont want
331  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NAVAL OFFICER BEATS CARPENTER TO DEATH on: 10-06-2011 12:54 PM
I suspect he must have been gay  :'(
332  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? on: 10-06-2011 12:47 PM
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2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I am open to offers,  pm me with your bid
333  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? (Page 76) on: 10-06-2011 09:05 AM
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1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

Please answer this
334  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Everyone is good at something.... on: 10-06-2011 09:03 AM
I am good at being tolerant towards other people hostility
335  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Check Out The Most Annoying Website in the World on: 10-06-2011 07:27 AM
Why have you wasted your talent making this nonsense.  Huh?
336  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? on: 10-06-2011 06:50 AM
This was posted by Drdogood.
Can you explain some of the quotes please.
How many slaves do you keep ? ect.


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Dear Homophobes,

 

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your bigoted rhetoric, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosegxwal lifestyle, they are clobbered with Leviticus 18:22 which clearly state it to be an abomination...End of debate.

 

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

 

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

 

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

 

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

 

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problems are my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

 

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. Clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

 

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosegxwality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

 

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

 

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

 

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

 

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

 

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

 

The Other Child of the living God.
337  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NAVAL OFFICER BEATS CARPENTER TO DEATH on: 10-06-2011 06:13 AM
So sad, why was this done to him ?
338  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: help me, i don't wanna be a player anymore on: 10-06-2011 05:57 AM
Its never to late to change your ways, if you cant be good, be careful
339  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 21 phrases to use to help you FIGHT RIGHT with your sweetheart on: 10-06-2011 05:54 AM
I wont cum in your mouth.  Grin
340  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why are nigerians so angered with gay people? on: 10-06-2011 04:49 AM
Good morning Kennee, i am sorry you did not like my kisses.  Huh?
Don't take offense, take a gate.  Grin
I love everybody, its just the type of guy i am.  Kiss
Have a good weekend.  Smiley
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