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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Knack me Akpako: Angry Fans Beat Up Terry G In Benin on: 23-12-2011 08:07 AM
Quote from: black_samurai on 22-12-2011 01:13 PM
More like what will happen in WARRI!!!!   Surprise sha. They did not WINCH (bewitched) him!
may dog swallow your tongue..........foooollllll
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: gurls sabi lie o! (a must read joke) (Page 2) on: 16-12-2011 02:01 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 15-12-2011 05:21 PM
Huh?
just tell me anything you wan  Grin Grin Grin
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What will you do as a naija guy or babe on: 14-12-2011 03:11 PM
Quote from: zeigbo on 14-12-2011 03:02 PM
Na joke forum be dis?
ehmmn make i run  Huh?
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A berber and his customer on: 14-12-2011 03:09 PM
Quote from: fabolouseli on 13-12-2011 07:42 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha.....U Sure Say No Be U Dey Ask the Barber Those Questions??
 
becos of say i nu wan mention your name abi? Grin Grin
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: gurls sabi lie o! (a must read joke) on: 14-12-2011 03:01 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 13-12-2011 01:52 PM
laugh wella...ansa me o
if e no com ans nkor?  Angry
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What will you do as a naija guy or babe on: 14-12-2011 02:54 PM
Imagine an A.T.M machine dispensing cash without anybody in front of it while you are passing by...
As a good Nigerian, What would U do?
A. Notify a staff of d bank.
B. Cancel the operation
C. I will do nothing but go away
D. Press continue,if possible to drain d machine and pack d money away.
E. Call d police to come and guard the machine.*be Honest*....
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: PRAYER FOR YOU! on: 12-12-2011 04:52 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 11-12-2011 04:27 PM
mental
poster you no dey drink ya agbo atall

like father like son  Cool Cool Cool Cool
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: gurls sabi lie o! (a must read joke) on: 12-12-2011 02:08 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 12-12-2011 01:52 PM
IF I CATCH U,U GO XPLAIN WETIN CC MEAN
hahahahaha  Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: gurls sabi lie o! (a must read joke) on: 12-12-2011 02:07 PM
Quote from: deguzman on 12-12-2011 01:04 PM
wetin b dis?
you go skul at all?Huh?? Tongue
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / gurls sabi lie o! (a must read joke) on: 12-12-2011 12:49 PM
Ladies they form eh especially the ones that no nothing,among all these girls who lie pass:TOLA says waiter i like my salad very hot,also can i have 2 bottles of shawarma,mimibaby_5
 says i prefer london to uk during winter,BOSE brags when am flying i always like the window side cos i open it for fresh air,MABEL says am so tired,i just made my hair in shoprite, rakelly
 explained i just bought my bb but have not collected the pin and queenrukk concluded that i dont want  bb what i want is a cc....Abeg na yok o! Grin Grin Grin
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bad abokin friend! (Page 8) on: 12-12-2011 12:37 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 12-12-2011 12:11 PM
Cool i don wear glass
i am on my way to your house, wetin be the address?Huh?Huh? Grin Grin Grin
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO CONTROL THIS CHAIN OF COMMUNICATION??? on: 12-12-2011 12:33 PM
Quote from: MegaOneplusone on  9-12-2011 09:53 PM
@ poster, many of your jokes are cool....this is creative Cool Cool
thank man!..... Wink Wink Wink
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO CONTROL THIS CHAIN OF COMMUNICATION??? (Page 3) on: 9-12-2011 04:35 PM
Quote from: rakelly on  9-12-2011 03:54 PM
u wan no... ok go meet am Grin Grin
fear don dey catch? Grin Grin
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A berber and his customer on: 9-12-2011 04:30 PM
Quote from: Osaxyest on  8-12-2011 03:05 PM
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
... The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' With ur wife Smiley
I dedicate this joke all Edo people......... Grin Grin Grin
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bad abokin friend! (Page 6) on: 9-12-2011 04:26 PM
Quote from: rakelly on  9-12-2011 09:21 AM
na in make u copy and paste Grin Grin Grin
abeg help me ask her o! Grin Grin Grin Grin buh u fine o!
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: illiteracy is bad :D on: 9-12-2011 04:20 PM
Quote from: zeigbo on  9-12-2011 12:48 AM
Lol
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17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THINGS HARD? on: 8-12-2011 03:46 PM
Quote from: Bend on 29-11-2011 10:56 PM
If u think...THINGS ARE HARD: Remember, people are buying cars, living well and building houses everyday. Go and keep trying jor!!

If u SINGLES say: "I DONT TRUST MEN OR WOMEN, THEY ARE BAD": Your mates are gettin married every Saturday, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!

If u the MARRIED say: "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE": No be married people like u dey celebrate Gold, silver and even platinum jubilee? Make it work, my friend!

Don't say..."I HATE MY JOB": 60 million are jobless, u wan join them?

"I HATE WHERE I LIVE": Then pass Ojuelegba, mile 2, cms, Idumota, Yaba bridge at night n u will be grateful u even have a place to stay at all.

"I'm TIRED OF LIFE": Go mortuary, go look!!

Point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters.

AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING GOD!... UNA HEAR?Huh??

correct talk.
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: her mouth don put her 4 trouble (Page 2) on: 8-12-2011 03:34 PM
Quote from: zeigbo on  7-12-2011 02:22 PM
Comot make i see better people
you this small man! Grin Grin Grin
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bad abokin friend! (Page 5) on: 8-12-2011 03:24 PM
Quote from: rakelly on  8-12-2011 01:14 PM
abeg wear iron bra.
this guy bad
hw u take no? i don flog u b4?
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bad abokin friend! (Page 4) on: 8-12-2011 03:23 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on  8-12-2011 01:21 PM
MA TYPE NO DER
dnt worry about that i av all sizes just come shap!shap! b4 your size will finish. Grin Grin
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