Next time, Mr pesident, do not give illitrates money in dollars cos he may not know the conversion. Mr gentle pastor, please convert your formulation to preaching, you are going to make a lot of money. Or i recommend you to a Phychotherapist.

The pastor is right. Because Nigerians have failed to understand the meaning of pastor. May be,  there are no more spiritual work to do, then he should start church investment by joining politics, or doesn´t he like money? May he needed the money only in naira.

Though they tried, but this a copywrite. It was first invented by Prof. Ezekiel Ezeogu in 2007, when he used it on DSTV to proove the law of conservation of energy wrong.