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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Bombshell! I'll never do business in Nigeria again- Virgin Atlantic Airline Boss on: 31-07-2012 09:27 AM
Quote from: Ifemylove on 30-07-2012 10:43 AM
he must be a very wise man, for him to have realize quickly the types of leaders we have in Nigeria

I really doubt that. It took him 11years to realise that!?  Sad
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking News! Explosion in Lekki-Epe express, Lagos on: 19-05-2012 10:24 PM
Quote from: Thomax on 18-05-2012 07:33 AM
........ the burning tire heated the container which resulted to a very serious & loud explosions. The explosion affected .......

gbaGAUN!!! Grin Grin Cheesy
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: What does facial look have to do with VIP seats? In as much as i have my ticket? on: 17-04-2012 12:23 PM
Quote from: 212intentions on 16-04-2012 07:28 PM
ahahn... y evils Cry Cry Cry

Grin Grin hehehe
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Angry Nigeria deports 56 more South Africans in retaliation on: 8-03-2012 12:17 PM
Quote from: moralemike07 on  7-03-2012 09:58 AM
What a child's play.

If Government no do anything, people go yan, Government do something person go still yan  Roll Eyes
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MADNESS? BlackBerry Bold 9790 introduced into Nigeria on: 5-03-2012 10:09 AM
 Roll Eyes The phone's been around for ages na!? Huh? And it's cheaper than the Bold 5 guys ain't in trouble, so.... no unwarranted hype Smiley
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Terry G In Calabar; Break Bottle On His Head on: 12-10-2011 01:30 PM
Huh? But what happened to free madness?
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Gyuwrammar Is Dead: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Airs His Opinion On Fuel Subsidy on: 11-10-2011 10:45 PM
No greater DUM-DUM than Sir. Pat Sad
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: I am pregnant- Beyonce (In Video and Picture) on: 29-08-2011 03:38 PM
Quote from: eomo on 29-08-2011 08:40 AM
Quote from: purityjustice on 29-08-2011 08:26 AM
who is responsible
Wizkid of course

lol Grin nice
9  Forum / Sports / Re: King Taye Taiwo Is The Highest Paid Nigerian Footballer on: 21-08-2011 10:38 AM
phyuking ride Kiss
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Forbes 2011 List Of Richest Men In Africa on: 9-06-2011 12:32 PM
Mike! Mike!! Almost double Oppenheimer Smiley Abeg see money :'(
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle (Page 65) on: 2-04-2011 11:55 AM
I just have to.... haven't seen any hit a spot...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who dropped the bomb that made H city rock?
"I don't give a damn, you make the whole world rock//
Split it up, stimulate the core like a cock
other dudes have only got mouth 'cos they suck//
and you just be the duster, wipe 'em out like they chalk
so, read 'em and school 'em, whip they as$ if they sulk"//
I rock, when I spit, n!ggz. . . I spit flame
You 'yuck', when you spit, n!ggz. . . you spit phlegm//
eh,  I'm a  godsend, I don't care if you no send
'cos it's mostly pretence, a guise, a pretext//
I won't let my guard down, double it like duplex,
two lens or two Bosom s, don't stress, i'm complex//
mhen n!gga I too flex, stretch steel like spandex
delivery so dope, crack-heads call me Fed-Ex//
It says rap battle, so i'm flow'n upstream
defying the law of gravity, unveiling new-things//
My eye dey red, charging like a bull,  to escape u'd need wings

12  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: D'banj Quits Mo'Hits Records on: 2-04-2011 11:47 AM
This is exactly what happens when ur jobless or doing absolutely nothing @ ur wrk place..... nicely cooked up story, highly believable... TIME! *smh
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 9 THings I hate about everyone on: 2-08-2010 09:45 PM
Y'all, u know it's kinda true... we do these things everyday, unconsciously lol when i saw it i was like whoa *tehehe* i have nudge friends in cinemas and was like "man did u see that" Grin
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 9 THings I hate about everyone on: 2-08-2010 03:23 PM
New here. . . thought i'd contribute Grin

1.  People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.  I know where my watch is pal.  Where the hell is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2.  People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3.  When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too."  Damn right!  What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4.  When people say "It's always in the last place you look."  Of course it is.  Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do this?  Who and where are they?  Gonna kick their ass!

    5.  When people say "Did you see that?" while watching a film.  No, loser…  I paid ₦1500 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

    6.  People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"  Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

    7.  When something is "new and improved!"  Which is it?  If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8.  When people say "Life is short."  What the hey??  Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!  What can you do that's longer?

    9.  When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"  If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbkpof?
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Airport Escalator Floors Air Travellers on: 20-07-2010 08:01 AM
I swear we are just razz "wailing at an airport" 'cos u didn't know?
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: WHY CHINEDU IKADIEZE’S AFFAIR WITH NKECHI CRUMBLED on: 8-06-2010 08:44 PM
Quote from: ndjoe on  8-06-2010 07:21 PM

lmao. . . okay? Cheesy