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Depends.. both men and women hunt

Nothing is wrong! Shes just beautiful, and got a good personality.. Kindly marry her ASAP.. shes d woman god designed for you franel

When will guys learn that they can’t have their cake and eat it, too? I can’t believe that even in our modern, relatively socially progressive society.. I still have to explain to countless delusional men that without a verbal commitment, a lady is free to talk to, date and kiss anyone she wants!

Of course, there is always a tenuous period early in any relationship during which a guy or girl is faced with temptation before boundaries have been explicitly determined. At this point, it’s best to use your discretion don’t do anything you wouldn’t want your partner to do and don’t assume your partner is following the same restrictions you are without having an open discussion.

But when a guy has made it clear that he only wants to be “friends,” a line in the sand has been drawn and he’s lost the privilege of bearing any influence on your interactions with other dudes. As a “friend,” you can do whatever you want! And don’t feel guilty about it, either.

The exciting news is that he probably gets jealous because he really likes you. The less exciting news is that it doesn’t necessarily mean he wants to be your boyfriend. It’s as if he wants exclusive rights to driving a car while refusing to buy or even lease! the vehicle. Obviously you’re much more than an engine and four wheels, but my point is that he wants to “possess” you without any of the emotional or physical responsibility that comes with a relationship. That’s not a good start for any new romance. Whether you’ve had enough of him, or are still absolutely bent on locking him down, your best bet is to cut him off.

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This post is especially for those of you who like buying big kpomo from the market.

Health officers in Sapele, Delta State, caught kpomo sellers in Sapele market who confessed to using embalming fluid to fatten kpomo. According to them, they inject the kpomo with the embalming fluid, after which they soak the kpomo in water for a period of time. This process fatten the kpomo and makes it look delicious. They are currently in police custody in Sapele. May God save us all oh.....na only God know wetin dem never give person chop.

This post is especially for those of you who like buying big kpomo from the market.

Health officers in Sapele, Delta State, caught kpomo sellers in Sapele market who confessed to using embalming fluid to fatten kpomo. According to them, they inject the kpomo with the embalming fluid, after which they soak the kpomo in water for a period of time. This process fatten the kpomo and makes it look delicious. They are currently in police custody in Sapele. May God save us all oh.....na only God know wetin dem never give person chop.

IT DEPENDS..

Dear Single Guys,

(1) There are plenty good women out there, just don’t let your “preference” make you blind towards the one your heart truly needs. #BeWise!

(2) If you are going to pursue a woman’s heart, be sure you are prepared to stay loyal to it. #LoyaltyCounts!

(3) True strength is being able to admit you are weak; Don’t drown in your struggles, simply because you want to save your image and prove a point to her #AlwaysBeYourself!

(4)  before you say there are no “good women” be sure you are a “good man” the problem most times could be “you” and not “them” #CheckYourself

(5)  Don’t give some other guy the opportunity to love what you took for granted; Appreciate her before she finds someone else who will #SeemsLikeCommonSense

(6) a relationship is between you and the person you are with; Stop letting outsiders plant their opinions in something they are not involved in; Focus on the person you are with, not the people trying to tear you apart!#AWordForTheWise!

(7)  breaking her heart is deeper than you think, it destroys her outlook on love and makes it hard for her to find trust in any future relationship; #NobodyDeservesThat!

( You can’t keep living like you are single and expect to have a successful relationship; Nobody deserves to have their heart played with. #ManUp!

(9) Every Lady deserves a man who can make her heart forget it was ever broken; Becoming that guy means that you are ready to love her beyond words, correct her in love and help her become better #CanYouBeThatGuy?

(10)A relationship means you come together to make each other better. It’s not all about you, and it’s not all about them. Its all about the relationship. Make sure they can find their biggest fan in you, and you can find yours in them

(11)treat her like you are still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her. A real man will remind his woman daily why she fell in love with him

(12)  lies help no one, so mean what you say; Don’t say “I love you” if you don’t mean it; Don’t say “I understand” if you have no clue; Don’t say “I’m sorry” if you’re not; Don’t say “I’ll never leave” if you plan to walk away. #TimeToGetReal!

Have a Blessed Week!

1. love and honor your mother, learn from her mistakes. it will save you a lot of headache in your thirties(30's) and beyond.
2. you are more talented than you'll ever know. you don't need to sleep with your boss/supervisor to get a promotion at work or better grades at school. put extra time to study and practice until you master your skill. hard work still pays.
3. women can build a strong support network. don't let few ladies with "Pull her down" syndrome discourage you from cultivating true relationship with your female friends.
4. when a man you meet for the first time babbles about how much he earns working for an oil company or how rich he is, that is a red flag. he is either a married-smooth talker who just wants to sleep with you or he is childish. walk away from deceit.
5. MAKE your own money. start small, maintain a stable bank account. it will keep you out of trouble.
6. when you meet your soul mate don't forget to wear your most priceless ornament-SUBMISSION & HUMILITY. but while waiting for him, dont cling to any man to rescue you. some men these days are also seeking for who will rescue them.
7. know your body. look at yourself in from of a full-length mirror at least once a week, naked and after clothed. know your body and how it works.
8.life is a gift, but to revel in it, you must be ready to put a lot into nurturing your gifts/talents and skill. start early.
9. teenage ended at 19. clocking 20 means doing away with childish behavior. but it does not mean you should forget to have fun.
10. Learn the basic skills and let yourself grow from how to keep your underwear clean,cook, socialize and network to how to drive a car.
11. Don't do drugs, it kills. read books, it fortifies. dance as often as you can, it liberates your spirit soul and body.
12. learn to laugh at yourself. it is a good way to build a healthy self-esteem.
13. Eat healthy. learn to cook for yourself. don't rely on noodles alone. the cooking still will be useful in future.
14. Don't give up when you fail. try again and again. then try another legit way. don't give up on Education/learning.
15. fear of the future is just that a fear .its a state of mind you must learn to tame.don't let fear pull the carpet from under your feet. the Holy Bible tells us that God has not given us the spirit of fear, but of power, love and of a sound mind.
16. let go of past, hurts. you cannot move forward if you keep looking back. holding onto bitter experiences and regrets will stale your future.
17. learn to exhale, love deeply and be kind to others, especially those of low estate and the lowest of low.
18. you are beautiful the way you are. don't compare yourself to others.
19. partnership builds bridges. don't forget that.
20. Prayer is the master key.have Faith in God and always have the courage to use your voice wisely. dream bigger.

Bonus: Enjoy the highs and lows that comes with being in your 20s but don't be afraid to grow older. live life to the fullest and don't forget to Smile!

 

jossy na here we go see u answer present sir 

A personnel from the Nigerian prisons service (NPS) has allegedly shot dead a taxi driver and wounded two other passengers, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

The diseased was identified as |Ebere Emmanuel, while the injured passengers are pastor Nathaniel Ibinabo and Martha Pauline. Already the prisoner official simply identified as Henry has been arrested. the incident occurred Yesterday Wednesday the 4th of September 2013 at about 10:45am along Elelenwo-Akpajo road by Chelsea filling Station before the Elelenwo Trans-Woji bridge, in the state capital, Obio-Akpor LGA to be precise.

Trouble started when some prison officials, who where driving along the road in a gridlock, reversed and took another road meant for oncoming vehicles.in the process, the officials came face to face with the driver and ordered him to reverse, the driver who refused to obey the order was immediately shot by one of the officials who alighted from the vehicle killing the man on the spot. the passengers who where sitting beside the driver were allegedly shot, but they survived and were rushed to the state -owned Braith-waite memorial specialist hospital in port Harcourt.

The incident attracted angry youths who wanted to attack the officials , but they were saved by soldiers. .

When the State public relations officers, Mrs. Angela Agade, a Deputy Superintendent of police (DSP), was contacted, she confirmed the incident. she said the suspected  had been handed over to the State Criminal Investigation department (SCID) for interrogation.

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lol.. yeye ppl don enter np

Hehehehehe.. na now me dey learn english o 

i no blv sey i fit read this long thing.. abeg jesus  don recieve the letter?