Yesssssssssss true

Leave go which town? the girl is even more smarter than him.

e.g. "you're always studying..do something else". "you're ALWAYS training...get a life". "you're so hardworking...you don't need to worry about any hurdles, so just RELAX will you". I get a lot of these annoying comments. Nevertheless, I want to work hard, because I believe that honest hardwork will help you move mountains.

What do you say back to them?

ask him again ooooooooooooo.

OOPS! very stingy.

Vey stingy

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'


'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.

These two guys walk into a bar, and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy. "What happened to you?"

The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big Bosom ed and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!' and I MEANT to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh!' and she hit me.."

The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. "And you?"

The second guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say 'Please pass the margarine' but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid bitch, you ruined my life'..."
   

 
 
 


 

 

What do u instantly know about a well dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Both of them are fools....yeye people.

@moneyinbrakemi...nope the money no go reach ur side at all.

Yes oooo into three places abi.

ok

Nah soooooooo.

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, God damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids"!!!

There was a couple that lived on sex, sex and sex alone. Every morning the bloke would wake up, roll over and say to his wife "So honey what is for breakfast". She would reply well I am gorgeous why not have me, so they would have sex for breakfast.
Every lunch time, the husband would come back home for lunch. His wife would rip off his clothes and shag him sensless untill it was time for him to return to work.

Every evening he would come in calling out "Hi honey I'm home". His wife would drag him into the kitchen and make mad passionate love on the kitchen floor.

One evening he was late home from work, he walked in as called "Hi honey I'm home". There was no answer. He walked into the living room and towards the hall.

He found his wife completely stark naked sliding up and down the stair banister.

"What are you doing?" he asked his wife.

She replied "Oh just keeping your dinner warm love!"