A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.

Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied

Take this to the fun hub.
Sorry guys, @onchedu u are right.

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her
face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with
hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing
to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F * *k....

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her
face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with
hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing
to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F * *k.... [/b]

SO PAINFUL... MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AMEN

@ FOLASSADEFAJ, U ARE RIGHT OOOOOOO........

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Oga o. he don die be dat. Person wey just rise never even get award don yamutu be dat. Aye ma nika o. Well let not just blame aye o. this just goes to show that when one is rising to the top one must really be very very careful. One must learn to take the right precautions so that one will not be the worse off at the end of the day. It is important for one to move closer to God and be very prayerful. maybe he was not supposed to be at that party or not meant to leave at the time he did. The most important thing is how well did he live here on earth for that will determine where he is right now. HEAVEN or HELL. God Pls help the rest of us o.
 
 

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Oga o. he don die be dat. Person wey just rise never even get award don yamutu be dat. Aye ma nika o. Well let not just blame aye o. this just goes to show that when one is rising to the top one must really be very very careful. One must learn to take the right precautions so that one will not be the worse off at the end of the day. It is important for one to move closer to God and be very prayerful. maybe he was not supposed to be at that party or not meant to leave at the time he did. The most important thing is how well did he live here on earth for that will determine where he is right now. HEAVEN or HELL. God Pls help the rest of us o.