One day a small boy came back from school and asked the mum;

mummy what is penis?the mum   :oquickly replied its another name for

umbrella.Another day the boy came back from school and asked his

mum again;mummy what is phyuking?the mum not knowing what to say

replied and said its another name for prayer.

One  morning,it was raining,the family were praying when they heard a
 
knock at the door.The boy ran to open the door it was actualy their pastor

holding an umbrella,the pastor asked were are ur parents ?the boy replied

they are in the room phyuking. The pastor was   embarrassed

and tried to go in with his umbrella and the boy said to him pastor,keep ur penis outside.

lol:-[

I am 20 years and am living with a couple who are not related to me in any way
but they love and treat me like their dauther.I've lived with them for almost 3 years.
They want to sponsor my university education but the problem now is that the
man now wants me to start an affair with him.I've tried to avoid him for months now.
Am confused, should i leave the house?should i agree to his proposal? am still a virgin.
Pls i need your advice because am going crazy. :'( :'( :'(

I would wish  my mum could live up to 200 years.
I would also wish naija could be better than america.

puting ma fingers into ma nose.

eeya{sympathetic} pele {sorry}

Its not a bad idea,i think it will creat an avenue
for us to know our pals better.
 

Z:lives life for fun

O:really easy to fall in love with

B:loves to make people laugh

A:drop dead gorgeous
 

 i hate guys who re pompous,stingy,that have body
 odour,that snore while sleeping.worst of all i
hate  guys that don't no how to treat a woman.

both men n women cheat but that of men is worst.

for sure i would like to meet dguy