I no fit enter shoe, make e remain me seeing myself in that shoe.

I pick no.1 and no.5.

you wey go school translate am na. I know say you get ph.d in Pidgin English.

Guy this your theory, is it confirmed? Because no be so e dey do me oo!

its not racial? So what is funny about that? Cos he laughed over it. Why laugh? I would like you to give me the reason(s) why he laughed.

i think you are the dumb ass here. Perhaps you have masters degree in English and we dont, but i suggest you go and learn the effects of expressions to a statement. If he is trying to make a passionate true statement why laugh about? He might be saying a fact but he was just mocking the Ghanaians. Dumb ass!  

Baboon dey call another person monkey.

good bad kind wicked stupid smart ugly handsome son of a good woman.

 This stalking thing self... How person wey get work go just the follow person around. Abeg, me dey see am say him get mental oo. Na wa oo

I know say because i never attach prize na im make una dey hide una language prowess. Ok, anybody wey translate am go get 1000K worth of recharge card plus an all expense paid trip to confession room.

Its really tough situation here, but i think the person being stalked should get a good  male friend who would understand the situation at hand to always spend time with. Cos i believe if this stalker sees a guy constantly glued to his victim his morale will go down or possibly die... Just a suggestion though.

Na wa for you oo.

I am all of'em put together. OMG! I'm so so cool

Up till now nobody fit translate 'na wa oo'. Na wa oo

I think say una go better school self. Why i come dey ask una self. NA WA OO.

My english teacher never taught me the meaning of "NA WA OO" in formal english. I did appreciation your help.

If its in his blood all types of styles and sexy looks can satisfy him. Some men actually do this cos they just wanna keep increasing their statistics.

for what na? married or umarried decent dressing admired by everyone, even a mad man admires decency..............