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41  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates (Page 3) on: 14-05-2011 08:23 AM
Quote from: Deffney on 14-05-2011 03:13 AM
jogging
keep jogging
42  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You wan laugh abi? on: 14-05-2011 08:20 AM
See una head, no be una mates dey pay ticket go show laugh? Una come here dey find free joke... Keep passing for the passers but no fall inside gutter
43  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / You wan laugh abi? on: 13-05-2011 09:39 PM
You go laugh, make i go eat come back. No comot oh! Just wait patiently oh? I resemble Julius Agwu for your eye Abi? You dey position face wey you go use laugh.
44  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates (Page 2) on: 13-05-2011 09:26 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 13-05-2011 04:20 PM
Cheesy comments makes me laugh
45  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates (Page 2) on: 13-05-2011 09:26 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 13-05-2011 04:20 PM
Cheesy comments makes me laugh
you been dey plan to cry?
46  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Igbo Man on: 13-05-2011 03:00 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-05-2011 06:39 PM
Grin Grin Angry
i go just dash you one better slap now... Grin
i go make am two
47  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 02:56 PM
Quote from: femilux on 13-05-2011 01:47 PM
poster  u too make u read am see maybe u go laugh??? Angry Angry Angry
so you been dey plan to laugh? I dey tell you true life story and you dey find laugh. Go buy laugh na.
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 10:08 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 13-05-2011 09:35 AM
so this thing wey you post
con be joke ,oya classify am
by your self.
na real life story o
49  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 10:06 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 13-05-2011 10:00 AM
4 where dat one happen
50  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 10:05 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 13-05-2011 10:00 AM
4 where dat one happen
for market o
51  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 09:16 AM
A lady just told me that her neighbour gave birth to "SEVEN PLATES" some years back cos i said a friend of mine gave birth to triplets
52  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Seven plates on: 13-05-2011 09:09 AM
A lady just told me that her neighbour gave birth to "SEVEN PLATES" some years back cos i said a friend of mine gave birth to triplets
53  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What will you do if your wife beats your mum? on: 13-05-2011 08:48 AM
Dey never born the girl wey go do that one for my side. Even Osama daughter no fit, i tell you.
54  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: BEGGY BEGII : Kelly Hansome Seen Begging Producers For Movie Roles ; E no Easy E (Page 2) on: 13-05-2011 08:40 AM
Poster you are definitely jobless. Kelly handsome cant fade that way. Mind you he is good singer and a good rapper. Have listened to his freestyling of Rick Ross's HUSTLING? Abeg the guy is too good, even better than your M.I who dont is very poor when it comes to stage act. Abeg free the guy nothin do him
55  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Maka Why? (Page 9) on: 6-05-2011 02:59 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on  6-05-2011 02:44 PM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 02:36 PM
Quote from: beckononme on  6-05-2011 02:33 PM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:48 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:06 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 10:34 AM
By the time you finish cooking all  you know to cook, wash all the cloths, lay all the styles and to all the loving you know, he will switch thats the raw truth. Dont have time to give reasons

so ar u saying if ur girlfrnd never offers to cook 4 u, u wont feel offended? say d truth oh
make she go cook for her father. Why would someone be counting on his girl to cook what he eats? Relationship is not marriage and thus has bounds which should be respected else things might not end up wonderful.

Agreed, so do u have the money to feed her in Mcdonalds everyday? Lunch, breakfast and dinner.

After una go say nigerian girls nor sabi home management. She dey cook for her man now, na wahala, if she nor cook na wahala. Una nor go kill us!

abeg ask am 4 me, him don dey pretend like say him gf no dey cook 4 am
do you know if i have a girl? Its not everybody that is cool with all those girl-weekend thing.  

Na guy u get?

ha ha ha ha ha ha u no go kill me
i no go kill you na your mouth. Lets say we are two different people and operate at different level of desire and has different choice.


@jcmaiah u have said the gospel truth he that have ears let him hear, the world has become so bad that they even live with the men and give birth for him even without being married
my sister na person wey get  ear go hear. What ladies fell to understand is that depreciation is not only for goods, relationships depreciate. So the way to keep yourself safe from heart break is by guarding your value. You dont just give all you have in you to a guy and still expect much from the guy, definitely he is gonna try out something new somewhere take it or leave. Period.
56  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Maka Why? (Page 9) on: 6-05-2011 02:50 PM
Quote from: beckononme on  6-05-2011 02:24 PM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:06 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 10:34 AM
By the time you finish cooking all  you know to cook, wash all the cloths, lay all the styles and to all the loving you know, he will switch thats the raw truth. Dont have time to give reasons

so ar u saying if ur girlfrnd never offers to cook 4 u, u wont feel offended? say d truth oh
make she go cook for her father. Why would someone be counting on his girl to cook what he eats? Relationship is not marriage and thus has bounds which should be respected else things might not end up wonderful.

Agreed, so do u have the money to feed her in Mcdonalds everyday? Lunch, breakfast and dinner.

After una go say nigerian girls nor sabi home management. She dey cook for her man now, na wahala, if she nor cook na wahala. Una nor go kill us!

abeg ask am 4 me, him don dey pretend like say him gf no dey cook 4 am
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin EXACTLY the POINT! Being FAKE just to be known as being NICE!

mr man you dont talk shit. You cant live my life ok? We just diff people on net so dont think i am as stupid as you.
57  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Maka Why? (Page 9) on: 6-05-2011 02:36 PM
Quote from: beckononme on  6-05-2011 02:33 PM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:48 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:06 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 10:34 AM
By the time you finish cooking all  you know to cook, wash all the cloths, lay all the styles and to all the loving you know, he will switch thats the raw truth. Dont have time to give reasons

so ar u saying if ur girlfrnd never offers to cook 4 u, u wont feel offended? say d truth oh
make she go cook for her father. Why would someone be counting on his girl to cook what he eats? Relationship is not marriage and thus has bounds which should be respected else things might not end up wonderful.

Agreed, so do u have the money to feed her in Mcdonalds everyday? Lunch, breakfast and dinner.

After una go say nigerian girls nor sabi home management. She dey cook for her man now, na wahala, if she nor cook na wahala. Una nor go kill us!

abeg ask am 4 me, him don dey pretend like say him gf no dey cook 4 am
do you know if i have a girl? Its not everybody that is cool with all those girl-weekend thing.  

Na guy u get?

ha ha ha ha ha ha u no go kill me
i no go kill you na your mouth. Lets say we are two different people and operate at different level of desire and has different choice.
58  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Maka Why? (Page 9) on: 6-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:06 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 10:34 AM
By the time you finish cooking all  you know to cook, wash all the cloths, lay all the styles and to all the loving you know, he will switch thats the raw truth. Dont have time to give reasons

so ar u saying if ur girlfrnd never offers to cook 4 u, u wont feel offended? say d truth oh
make she go cook for her father. Why would someone be counting on his girl to cook what he eats? Relationship is not marriage and thus has bounds which should be respected else things might not end up wonderful.

Agreed, so do u have the money to feed her in Mcdonalds everyday? Lunch, breakfast and dinner.

After una go say nigerian girls nor sabi home management. She dey cook for her man now, na wahala, if she nor cook na wahala. Una nor go kill us!

abeg ask am 4 me, him don dey pretend like say him gf no dey cook 4 am
do you know if i have a girl? Its not everybody that is cool with all those girl-weekend thing.  
59  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Maka Why? (Page 9) on: 6-05-2011 11:18 AM
Quote from: bibismall on  6-05-2011 11:06 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-05-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: jcmaiah on  6-05-2011 10:34 AM
By the time you finish cooking all  you know to cook, wash all the cloths, lay all the styles and to all the loving you know, he will switch thats the raw truth. Dont have time to give reasons

so ar u saying if ur girlfrnd never offers to cook 4 u, u wont feel offended? say d truth oh
make she go cook for her father. Why would someone be counting on his girl to cook what he eats? Relationship is not marriage and thus has bounds which should be respected else things might not end up wonderful.

Agreed, so do u have the money to feed her in Mcdonalds everyday? Lunch, breakfast and dinner.

After una go say nigerian girls nor sabi home management. She dey cook for her man now, na wahala, if she nor cook na wahala. Una nor go kill us!
its not her duty to feed me neither is it mine to feed her. Takin her out is not a daily duty its something done occasionally. Moreover, she cant be all over me  24/7 she must have things to do with her time
60  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: l'm tired of it all pliz help!!!! on: 6-05-2011 11:12 AM
When is said he needed a break is when you should have known things are not as it were. Just move lady, you've gat a better future without him. He aint definitely the best
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