"Two drivers climb out of their cars after colliding at an intersection. One pulls a flask from his pocket and says, "Here, have a nip of whiskey to calm your nerves."
"Thanks," says the other driver, taking a swig. "Here, you have one, too."
"Nah, I'd rather not — the police will be here soon."
Skypon: na 4 wia U carry all dis yoke cum 4rm...........? hope se d akara don redi cos I don prepare akamu to do follow up ooo........ nice yokes man.....................
@Skypon2002: Apapa Oshodi ko, Ajegunle-Ijora ni... , U sef wan join Stephen for Park...... no worri, U go dey kollekt moni for d park shiaman (Stephen)..... awon Agbero.