| A little boy was confused by the concept of politics, so he decided to ask his dad for explanation. BOY: dad pls can u explain the concept of politics.
DAD: well son look at it like this, i am the bread winner of the family so lets call me CAPITALISM, ur mother takes care of the finances and runs the home, lets call her the GOVERNMENT, lets call the maid who works for us the WORKING CLASS, lets call u who is our responsibility the PEOPLE, and then lets call youR kid brother who will soon be like you the FUTURE. Son do understand now.
BOY: no dad.
DAD: sleep on it son.
That night the boy is woken by his crying brother. so he checks on the kid and discovers dguy has soiled his diapers. he goes to the parents to call his mum to change d kids diapers but find his mother sound asleep alone, so he decides to get d maid, but he finds her door locked he peeps through the keyhole and sees his father screwing the maid. He is fed up and so he goes back to bed. The next morning he goes to his father and says
BOY: Dad i now understand politics
DAD:told you son so can u tell me
BOY: well dad politics is like this, while CAPITALISM IS SCREWING THE WORKING CLASS, THE GOVERNMENT IS ASLEEP, THE PEOPLE ARE BEEN IGNORED AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP SHIT. |
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