i woke up one saturday morning,after a hard night of drinking,with a serious hangover only to overhear two rats casually discussing in my room. The first announced triumphantly 'you this weak man,yesterday you know say na me eat all the fish on top all those gum traps for the house!' .in an effort to prove tougher,the other rat replied 'na that one you do? Shiooo!! I dey use the rat trap as swing'.as the first rat was thinking up something else to brag about,out from one other corner came another rat's voice 'see this weak dodos as them dey talk'.i turned to see and there stood this rat in a waist coat and a comb in it's hand.he then proudly announced 'una no know say na me give the cat for the next house belle?'.

A guy having sex wit a village girl without condom. She realize and said. U dnt v AIDS sha? Abi u have? D guy said, No oh. D girl said ah thank God because I don't want to catch that thing again. D guy fainted immediately

please i need advise on how to get over this nasty crush i have on my neighbor,which would have been a good thing except for the fact that he has a girlfriend and i believe they are very close and so in love because they live together.although his girl is kinda nasty but that does not make it okay for me to be nursing thoughts of them breaking up and i ending up with the guy.please guys i really need your help because i am a firm believer of karma and all that and being a good Christian with good morals,i think its better to leave them alone and look for my own man...so my problem is how can i kill this crush and move on.