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221  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: husbands on: 17-06-2010 10:11 AM
Quote from: onchedu on 10-06-2010 01:09 PM
You and who know that they will still chase younger girls?
ive seen about two today
222  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What will i do to my babe? on: 17-06-2010 10:09 AM
Quote from: Thomax on 14-06-2010 02:48 PM
best advise is to stick to the one u've being wit. oh! on the other hand, why nt move to a friends place, call your girls tht u've traveled. thn later start controlling them again one after the other.
take d best & get rid of least.
223  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I love my neighbour's wife on: 17-06-2010 10:04 AM
as they say opportunity comes but once but dis one go fit commot belle or lose ur dick.
jst choose one
belle or lose ur sim card.
224  Forum / Autos / Re: which one do you prefer??? on: 17-06-2010 09:58 AM
Quote from: vantheo on  4-04-2010 01:46 PM
Toyota is far better than honda. The handling and speed of the toyota is fantastic. honda have cars wit fine body work and good tech but wen it comes to handling and speed its like a short man wit stiff legs
guy tell them
225  Forum / Autos / Re: which one do you prefer??? on: 17-06-2010 09:57 AM
well 4 me, Hausas like honda 4 no reason but i go 4 toyota bcos of its stabiity & elegance.
226  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Andy Uba In Adultery Mess As Pastor Mistress Delivers on: 16-06-2010 09:38 AM
ONLY GOD KNOWS THE TRUTH.& ONLY HIM WILL JUDGE...
227  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A snake bit on: 12-06-2010 12:42 PM
so there's no other place d snake could bite him if not his private.
wat kind of snake will stanto to d height of his thing?
228  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / nigerian HELL on: 12-06-2010 12:29 PM
a man was sentenced to hell. so he was posted to an American hell.
wen he got there, wat he found was discouraging.
every morning, afternoon & evening he'll be given 32 strokes of the cane as meal,
he'll receive electric shock of 240volts 4 2 hrs,
and his bed is full of nails. and the population is very few. Huh?
but wen he got to Nigerian hell,he had to be in a queue Roll Eyes
so he asked an inmate why the queue
he said;since i came;
1. therve been no light to powa d chair.
2. the nails they applied for has not still reached since one month.
and the devil does not come to work. Wat he does is sign in and out and relaxes @ home since its a govt work. Grin
229  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A wedding night in Zamfara !!!!! on: 10-06-2010 06:21 PM
i wonda wat dis life is turning into diz dayz
230  Forum / Relationships & Romance / sleeping with a snake on: 25-05-2010 12:46 PM
what advice will u give my guy who slept with a snake with His eyes closed?
one cool nite jst after a heavy down pour of rain he drove along oshodi road where he met a DAMSEL by 9:pm.
callin herself as linda
he took her in anyway
jst around 12:am he woke up seeing a cobra by his side....................
231  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Evolution on: 22-05-2010 04:17 PM
a conversation went btw a ticha & a pupil about evolution weda God exist
ticha:boy can u see da cloud?
boy:yes
ticha:can u see d sky?
boy:yes
ticha: is God up there?
boy:no
conclusion:it shows dat God does not exist.
then a girl rose toask the boy
girl: boy do u see d sky, cloud,etc
boy:yes
girl:do u see d ticha?
boy:yes
girl:can u see her brain?
boy:no
conclusion:then it also shows dat our ticha probably does not hav a brain.
232  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Man Slept with a goat! on: 22-05-2010 04:02 PM
wat?r u crazy? abov all things na goat u go spend nite wit
u dey craze?
d advice i go giv u na test GOATI.V
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
233  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Man Slept with a goat! on: 22-05-2010 03:58 PM
Quote from: faithaina on 20-05-2010 12:34 PM
may GOD have mercy on us
amen
amen
234  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: When God is Watcing one Side on: 22-05-2010 03:30 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ;Dvery funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
235  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! on: 22-05-2010 03:28 PM
 ;Dd guy go feel am real good Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
236  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Living on sex on: 21-05-2010 04:43 PM
 ;Ddats hidious man Angry
237  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED! on: 21-05-2010 04:40 PM
 ;Ddats wat i call SENSE Grin
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