There was a guy who enterd a bus and sit biside a prety lady, after 2sec he told d lady he could like 2 have sex wit her, the lady walked away from him. When d guy came down 4rm d bus d driver call him and told him that if he want 2 have sex wit d girl dat he should go 2 a grave yard where she use 2 have prayers and should be dress in wite garment. In d evening d girl was saying her prayers when d guy appear and told her dat he has heard her prayers, dat she want her 2 have sex wit him, d girl now agre and told him dat its anal sex dat she dont want 2 los her virginity,after d sex d guy remove his mask and shouted hey it was d guy u met at d bus.
D girl quickly removed her own and shouted hey it was d bus driver. D guy fainted 

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A new preist at his firt mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After d mass he asked his assistant how he has done, his asistant told him dat he was so nervous dat he couldn't speak on d pulpit. D asistant told him dat he should take a shot of vodka b4 the mass, the priest now went and took a shot and clim d pulpit.After d mass he recived a letter saying
1 jonah did not swallow d fish rather d fish swallow jonah
2 they dont know any body in d bible as bros j rather jesus christ
3 there are 10 diciples not 7
4 judas did not fall bros j hand rather judas betrayed jesus
5 next sunday there wil be enough activites rather a thanskgiving sunday.

A guy went 2 check her date, unfortunate d girl is stil in d bath room, he sat wit d parent in d living rum, for a while d guy now having a stomach upset dat makes him 2 fart, luckyly d dog came up so d guy now say dat he wil use this chance so they can blame d dog. He fart d first one d mum said wil u get down
he did d second one d mum said wil u get down b4 i use cain on u,the guy was very very hapy
he now did d third one d mum now said, get down dis idiot b4 he shit on u

ino blame ur phyuking ass

Sensless

Too phyuking long

Too phyuking long

Too phyuking long

Thera are 2 friends, 1 dey stamer so dey wan go get sometin 4 bush on the way d stamer saw a shit as he wan tell his friend, he said seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Shit, his friend now ask him wey am he said u don match am

U dey kraz money in pant kemi

U dey kraz money in pant kemi

Stupor

Senseless

Dont abuse a bucket guy

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