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481  Forum / Sports / Re: Obagoal Join Birmingham on Loan on: 29-01-2011 12:54 AM
@Poster, why you no wait make dem complete the move first before you dey write am for here? Next time make you just wait small make dem first finish everything before you dey post am.
482  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Perfect Answers To silly Questions on: 27-01-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: DaCutest on 19-01-2011 11:56 AM
. When pple see u lyin down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleepin?
A: No! I’m trainin to die
2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of stayin hom alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.

3. When It’s rainin & som1 notices u goin out, they ask:-Are u goin in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an  asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:  - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

 Wink Wink Wink

This one funny oh. I go invite you make you come talk am for my party. I still dey laugh oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
483  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NAIJAPALS IS UNFAIR TO MUSLIMS on: 27-01-2011 10:52 AM
Quote from: Harunshehu on 26-01-2011 05:22 PM
It breaks my heart that whenever i come to this site that most topics that talks about
Muslims always brings about negative response. Most people here <Christians>
use this as an opportunity to insult we Muslims.

This site is meant for all Nigerians irrespective of ur tribe or belief but it seems that many
people here are prejudiced and anti Islamic, we should be talking about issues that affects
us a Nigerian and not blaming one tribe or religion.

We Muslims from other part of the country too do feel bad about what is happening in jos and
other places cause we too are affected and we condemn such acts but we all should not be blamed
for this acts because our religion doesn't teach anybody to kill anybody.

One man bad deeds cannot be used to judge a whole nation, i call on you all to change your way
of thinking and do not allow the hatred that you have for a particular tribe or the past civil
war or other events to jump into conclusions.

We are Muslims and proud of being in ISLAM.


The truth be say the thing dey pain many of us the way dem dey kill non-muslims for northern Nigeria. If you go another part of our country, you go see Christians and Muslims dey live together jeje. My guy make you no vex, na as the thing dey pain people dem talk.
484  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Car Thief Shocks Owner, Says ‘I Just Wanted To Pose With My Girlfriend In It’ on: 27-01-2011 10:42 AM
Girls and their wahala. So na because of one okpeke you go thief? e be like say dem dey worry you.
485  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES! on: 24-01-2011 10:47 PM
Quote from: oyeyemihagios on 24-01-2011 01:36 PM
I magine the best university in Nigeria as at today according to the World ranking is University of Ilorin and this school is ranked number  5,484 in the world. Only God knows when a nigerian university will be among the first 100. THIS REALLY SUCKS!

Updated by Admin

University of Ilorin is ranked 5,484 in the world and 55th In Africa. It is the number 1 in Nigeria.

Here is the ranking list:

With this result na dem still dey complain say graduates no fit operate the computers for voters' registration. Hope say we go climb up the ladder and never look back.
486  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Dbanj Climbs Billboard's "Next Big Thing" Chart on: 24-01-2011 01:43 PM
I happy for am oh. Just hope say the song go good small.
487  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Unemployed youths sell voting queue spaces for N100 on: 24-01-2011 03:04 AM
Poverty is a big disease.
488  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 10 million for cleaning assembly floor on: 21-01-2011 12:13 AM
Quote from: Akinbat on 20-01-2011 07:53 AM
Imagine 10 million naira for cleanin assembly floor monthly........are dey doing shits on d floor?....
Wat is dis country turnin to?  we are wasteful...!
Guy make you no complain, this one na one major reason wey go make register to vote.
489  Forum / Politics / Re: "My children are not in school" – Jonathan on: 21-01-2011 12:09 AM
Nigerians like to vex for wetin no matter. If our presido pikins them dey school self wetin be your own. Make we all join hand together to help our presido GEJ to build this country. Make we no use our own hand put pressure for him body.
490  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: BHL72 Wedding pics on: 19-01-2011 01:26 AM
Na here them meet?
491  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SEE THE LETTER WEY TERRY USE TOAST ME on: 19-01-2011 01:22 AM
This letter just made my night. Very funny.
492  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Worshippers shut down church in protest of pastor’s transfer on: 17-01-2011 10:44 PM
Why not listen to the message of the new pastor before your protest? There are other ways to protest other than closing the church and preventing worshippers from serving God. May be the pastor was transferred to sokoto to do exploits there as well.
493  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can You Go Out Without Wearing Pants? on: 17-01-2011 10:36 PM
Na only boxers me dey wear oh. I no know say guys still wear pant oh, I dey come make i order some pants
494  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: INEC have Started Voters Registration Today! Photos on: 17-01-2011 03:24 AM
You don register?
495  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: INEC machine rejects Obasanjo’s fingerprint on: 17-01-2011 03:14 AM
If only you know wetin baba fingers don touch lol
496  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Wedding Pictures and Photos (Naijapals Exlusive) on: 17-01-2011 03:12 AM
All the best.
497  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 5 killed, others injured in cult clash on: 17-01-2011 03:08 AM
What a shame, that youths play with their lives. This is the reason the old politicians will continue to recycle power among themselves because the youth are too busy fighting and killing themselves all in the name of cultism. Police never prosecute any cultist because they have some big name supporting them.
498  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Unilag Student Dies After Being Drugged By Her Guy on: 14-01-2011 10:41 PM
Look what this guy's lust has done to an innocent girl's life. She trusted him but what a way to betray the trust. May your soul rest in peace.
499  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Builds 1Bn Mega Chapel in Lagos [photos] on: 14-01-2011 01:30 AM
Why are people complaining even though their kobo is not there? No one is qualified to speak against a man of God even if he is doing wrong. You are not the God that they represent. Leave every man to his God and you focus on yourself
500  Forum / Politics / One Nigeria on: 10-01-2011 07:25 AM
I have realised that the biggest problem Nigeria has is that we have not fully accepted whether or not we are staying together as one nation-state. No matter how far you have walked on the wrong part, to get it right you need to retrace your steps back. For any meaningful long lasting development to take effect we need to accept that we are one nation, no matter your state of origin or your religious background, you can stay in any part of the nation peacefully and can stand to vote and be voted for. The power of unity cannot be underestimated. The building of the tower of babel in Bible is one good example of what you get when the people are united. The Northern, Southern, Eastern and Western part of Nigeria, let us live together in peace and harmony and push towards getting a better Nigerian. This can only be achieved when we say NO to ethnic, tribal and religious violence. One Nigeria.
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