. When pple see u lyin down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleepin?
A: No! I’m trainin to die
2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of stayin hom alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.
3. When It’s rainin & som1 notices u goin out, they ask:-Are u goin in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes an asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!
10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!
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