I was to the shop of Mr Beauty when Mr Nosense was repeating those words they are familiar to joke about. But he was insisting that he want to see Ms B's honeypot one day. She laughed a lot because she couldn't beleive this guy can do sth real to her. As they go on I was surprized when Ms B shouted at him saying: Stop those dirty talks and keep then out of here, Nosense! The other one bust out laughing and said: I am only saying it but u, u brought it here

 The president made a mistake of visiting Pm Tonny Blair, with his opposition leader cause while on the lunch table; the president was so excited about the way they were going to eat with golden spoons. He thought that since the server did not notice the amout of spoons she brought, he would have on to bring home. There he goes. he picked one up and put in into his coat pocket. But the opposition leader saw him. The later laughed and everyone was persuaded. Then, he said: I wonder why u guys declare youself to be advanced in everything.
But, we in Africa have developped a new technology of transfering things without a knowledge of the int'l security detection.

Ok look; i am going to put this spoon in my upper let chest pocket, i will then push it trough my coat sleeve and in 10sec u gonna find it into Mr the president coat pocket. Nobody rethought that he is going with it while the president's one is taken back.

Two excited guys saw a beautiful chateau built in a plain city near a valley. They were like no, a such miraculous house was suitable to be up on a mountain where everybody can see it. So what do we do. Ok let's push it up there. They removed their jackets and started pushing it. As they were concentrating hardly, their jackets were taken away. And when they took a breath, one looked behind, he couldn't see them and told his friend: Oh look we are getting it so far, we can't even see where we left our jackets man, keep pushing we re about to reach there.....

A mad man met another on and picked up a big stone and asked the other one: What is this? Then the mad said: It's a car.
Then he said: Just because u saw it (as he breaks it onto the other guy's head)

  Loneliness is persecuting me, I am running away but can't escape this ambarrassment, Help: Girls, help! Want to help? Here: Skype id: "sikuclos" 17 _ 24 US Central Time. This help can't get out of my hand, as a matter of fact, I am a relationship master, only I missed one. :'(

This lady was working to a Senior Seminary and at her 26; Drs, Teachrrs and even Acctants made that seminary her palace to come everyday begging for an everlasting love. But this villager guy with his village highest degree of "mind management" wanted only three days to have her into his bushy, smoking and one bedroon place. His occupation was making roofing mud sheets, never attended any level of education, but he liked to be smart in clothing area. So what s the deal that shaked this eucharistic maker beautiful girl? This smart guy used a businessman who can talk foreign languages and he just used to talk on behalf of him during the visit and let her know that the other guy speaks a high level of that language so they may not easily communicate. At any occasion of saying hi, he just delivered money as gift for only hi. U can imagine a jeans full of money into its 7pockets, everywhere he touches was money, money, and money. There they go, They took a rest at the businessman shop as he controls every packed items and just reject them one trick to show that he doesnt do wrong business. As he trashes them. the businm wrote down the bills.In the night they took the way to the bushy home and when she tried to ask she was told they are respecting tradition; that in the midnight they must leave for downtown of that state where he claimed to live and have his home business center. All of the guests were made aware of that they should be quitting one after another. On the last to take his leave the couple fought hard on the door. This guy succeeded to lock her inside but he couldnt have love from her as she was stronger than him at his 16. But luckly due to long time emotional love journey they spent together, a sleep put her down and the man was like ouh... there he loved her then. in the early morning he asked her: u know to write, right? He took her to the valley to stack those sheets from oven, and she collected about 80,000 from sold sheets and she was half regret half happy. He told her now u re a wife if u want u can go, if u were the one , would u go?

This lady was working to a Senia Seminary and at her 26 Drs, Tchrs and even Acctnts made that seminary her palace to come to everyday begging for an everlasting love. But this villager guy with his village highest degree of coodinating the thing only wanted three days to have her into his bushy, smoking and one bedroon place. His occupation was making roofing mud sheets, never attend any level of school, bu he liked to be smart in clothing area. So what s the deal that shaked this eucharistic maker beautiful girl? This smart guy used a businessman who can talk foregn languages and he just used to talk on behalf of him during the visit and let her know that the other guy speaks a high level of that language so they may not easily communicate. At any occasion of saying hi, he just deliver money as gift for only hi. U can imagine a jeans full of money into its 7pockets, everywhere u touch its money, money, and money. There they go, They took a rest at the businessman shop as he controls everything and just reject them one trich to show that he dont do wrong business. As he trashes them. the businm write down the bills.In the night they took the way to the bushy home and when she tried to ask she was told they are respecting tradition; that in the midnight they must leave for downtown of that state where he claimed to live and have his home business center. All of the guests were made aware they should be quitting one after another. One the last to take his leave the couple fought hard on the door. This guy succeeded to lock her inside but he couldnt have love from her as she was stronger than him at his 16. But luckly due to long time emotional love journey they spent together, a sleep put her down and the man was like ouh... there he loved her then. in the early morning he asked her: u know to write, right? He took her to the valley to stack those sheets, only write money, and she collected about 80,000 from sold sheets and she was half regret half happy. He told her now u re a wife if u want u can go, if u were the one , would u go?

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A guy was asked why he is having sex with his dead girlfriend body and said: she promised it before she dies.

A fearful man who can not even get outside in the night by himself was always being challenged by his wife. Then on day got committed to his Kingdom palace. As it was usual men in most cases were sent to hunt and one couldn't expect to miss what to present to the King. As many offers were given to someone before he can go back home at the end of his service. For him it was like the end of the world and when he entered the forest, he just caught an angrier buffalo, before he can target his arc and arrow, he was too scared to lose his mind control and ran away. The buffalo chased him and luckly he climbed up on a tree, and  he did not notice that the tree branches were finished to the top. The tree head bent and cut down and the man fell onto buffalo back while it was waiting for him. Too scared and suprisingly, the animal started and a high speed race with the man on its bach who found himself holding the two horns,....

There u go.... it runned, runned and really runned and the guys firmly held both horns; what happened later on: The buffalo, tirelessly appreared from the bush and entered the village and peoples clapped a lot saying: he brought it...and they helped him fight it.

Half dead with fear, when asked how he managed to hunt it that way he say: I knew u couldn't trust that I killed it myself, so i decided to bring it in alive......

 Well, this involve a lots:redefinition and meaning. if it is only to be nice as this adjective stipulate, it returns to whom appreciates the guy. Or generally someone may be said nice by many people. So the question is : Is this enough now to get chosen as a friend? Is the guy good, caring, patient, self_controlled, assertive and much more qualities that a human should have. Then, it is not clear for me to show my position at this question. I am a male; what does female means when it comes to choose a guy to stay with?