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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can a man cry for a woman |
on: 5-09-2007 08:34 PM
| Some guys does have true emotions. We're just saying that sometimes they can fake the tears.. I mean, ending a long-term relationship is something to really cry about, but that does not exclude the fact that there some fake tear droppers out there..But when it comes to it though. :'( :'( :'( :'( | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: confusion |
on: 5-09-2007 08:24 PM
| And oh yeah , one more thing. Do it as soon as possible because they more you let it sit, the more difficult it becomes and feelings get stronger and stronger..peace!! | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: confusion |
on: 5-09-2007 08:01 PM
| Well from my personal view point, Kinda sad that you got yourself in that situation, :'( but things happen. Anyways, since you're ready to settle for one, there's gotta be a reason for you to settle now, or that you're tired of the games. But even though you fell in love with both of them, there's got to be something that one does better or does for you that the other doesn't do..so just think of your approach towards your decision, and remember that one of this guy is going to be heartbroken over this. . Good luck and let me know how it went!! | | |
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Forum / Naijapals / Re: How do u remove a picture comment on ur wall |
on: 5-09-2007 12:08 AM
| oh o.k..I'm gonna be trying to figure that out as well, I'll get back to you when i do..Or the only thing i can think about is to remove the person that posted the comment from your pals list, and then request them again as a pal.And you can ask them not to post comments like that again. But don't try it just yet though, there's probably another solution to that rather than removing the person.. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals / Re: How do u remove a picture comment on ur wall |
on: 4-09-2007 03:19 PM
| Well going by what i did to remove a pic comment. I think you have to remove the pic that the comment was posted on...just go to your gallery and remove the picture that contains the comment..And if you want, you can add the pic back on again..but I didn't add the pic back on though..But thats what i had to do to remove a pic comment. Hope it works for you!! | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can a man cry for a woman |
on: 3-09-2007 10:30 PM
| Heck yeah..of course, A man can And should cry for a woman, why not?? they put us through hell sometimes, so why not watch them shed a lil tear sometimes..( real tears, not a fake one though).. :'(.. We've cried for somethings :'( they've done..so if shedding a tear is what it takes then go ahead and boooo whhoooo!!! :'( :'( :'(
shed some tears man!! lol | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ROMANCE |
on: 3-09-2007 10:21 PM
| Well,That depends. How did they get together in the first place?? Was it a mutual marriage, or did both families arrange it?? Because if its an arranged marriage, then its most likely that she might not love him at all..But in rare cases have a marriage taken place where both parties does not love each other equally..well my opinion is that, if you're marrying someone, you must both be in love with each other or no marriage at all. NO LOVE..NO MARRIAGE!! | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: if love is a crime - 2face |
on: 3-09-2007 09:15 PM
| Can't tell the difference?? (A shirt that clearly reads "GHANA") I can pretty much see that..lol..so what he shot the video in Ghana, But we're the ones he supposed to be reppin, how about a shirt that reads(NIGERIA") I think that'll be more appropriate..maybe he should have thanked Ghanaians for allowing him to shoot the video there?? huh, huh..lol.. Nigerian?? videos?? naija shirt?? get it?? lol..lol.. | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Akon - simulating sex with a pastors daughter |
on: 3-09-2007 07:54 PM
| @ oge..very true, she ain't even supposed to be there in the first place..who was checking the IDs at the door anyways , well she could've used a fake Id to get in, but still, I think Akon is just an entertainer doing his job..And damn, the video isn't available anymore for viewing. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerians are world’s most segxwally active - Research |
on: 3-09-2007 06:52 PM
| uummm...is that supposed to be a compliment to the Nigerians or ?? well If it is then..OHHHHHYYEAAA....@myragonza, you are right about that, I don't see anything wrong with it as long you're doing it with one partner..as a matter of fact, I think its healthy to be active a lot with your partner..speaking for myself now.lol.. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / It's time to turn off your computer If.... |
on: 3-09-2007 04:05 PM
| It`s time to turn off your computer when... ...you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your email first. ...you name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom. ...you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you pulled the plug on a loved-one. ...you spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment. ...you decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. ...you laugh at people with 14.4 baud modems. ...you start using smileys in your snail mail (if you even remember what that is). ...you find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com ...you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. ...you can`t call your mother...she doesn`t have a modem. ...you check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again. ...you don`t know what gender your three closest friends are because they have neutral screen-names, and you never bothered to ask. ...you move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. ...you tell the cab driver to take you to http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html. ...you start tilting your head sideways to smile. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What do you want in a man?? for different age groups, read on! |
on: 3-09-2007 03:50 PM
| 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates the finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I want in a man, Revised list (age 32) 1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant 4. Listens more than he talks 5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 6. Can carry in all groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I want in a man, Revised list (age 42) 1. Not too ugly - bald head okay 2. Doesn`t drive off until I`m in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion 4. Nods head at appropriate times when I`m talking 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture 7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down 10. Shaves on most weekends
What I want in a man, Revised list (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length 2. Doesn`t belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn`t borrow money too often 4. Doesn`t nod off to sleep while I`m talking 5. Doesn`t re-tell same jokes too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves on some weekends
What I want in a man, Revised list (age 62) 1. Doesn`t scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn`t require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep) 5. Forgets why he`s laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10.Remembers when...
What I want in a man, Revised list (age 72) 1. Breathing-- | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The 22 things to do to drive men crazy!! |
on: 3-09-2007 03:41 PM
| 1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Be ambiguous. Always. 3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault. 4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago. 5. Make them apologize for everything. 6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them. 7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks. 8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile. 9. Look them in the eye and start laughing. 10. Cry. 11. Get mad at them for everything. 12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm. 13. Hold grudges. 14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply. 15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value. 16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess." 17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late. 18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast. 19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness. 20. Cry. 21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong. 22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / what mother taught me!! |
on: 3-09-2007 03:22 PM
| My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don`t straighten up, I`m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that`s why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you`re in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep laughing and I`ll *give* you something to cry out."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You`ll sit there `til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I`ve told you once, I`ve told you a million times -- don`t exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don`t have wonderful parents like you do!"
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Horny Wife.. |
on: 3-09-2007 02:51 PM
| Ivana has been married to Bart for a while now, yet she is so horny that every time her husband goes away on a business trip, she invites not one, not two, but three men to come over and play hide the snake.
One time when her husband was leaving for a business trip, she had three men lined up to come over right away. However, this time Bart forgot his passport at home so he had to rush back as fast as he could.
When Ivana heard the door open, she told all the men to hide somewhere. The first guy hid under the bed, the second in the closet and the third out on the balcony.
Bart walks into the room and sees his wife standing naked and asks, "Ivana? Why are you naked?"
She immediately claims that she was changing into her PJs for a quick nap. But then Bart hears something under the bed. He finds the first guy under the bed and exclaims, "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing here???"
The guy pulls a fast one and says "I`m a carpenter, and your wife sent for me to come and fix the bed... it`s fine now."
Bart sighs and says, "Okay, how much do I owe you?"
Bart gives the man $20, as he requested, and tells him to get the hell out of his sight.
He then opens up the closet to get his passport from the drawer and sees yet another guy.
"Who the hell are you???" he shouts.
"Your wife sent me to come and fix the closet because it had some loose hinges on the inside," he proclaims.
Bart just sighs it off again and says, "Okay, here`s $20, now get the hell out of my sight!"
While all this is going on, the man outside on the balcony is looking through the window and all he sees is Ivana`s husband giving these guys some money.
So wanting his share as well, he barges through the balcony door blurting, "I was sleeping with her too! I was sleeping with her too!"
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