Babyyyyy, y be say na only dis kind joke u dey post? well, e funny sha but nowadays, u no fit tell that kind lie to 2 yr old girl cos e don sabi wetin dey dere.
FABREGAS--- which kind club be dis self? i don tire oo ADEBAYOR--- Chei, another defeat to small Stoke, i for accept AC MILLAn deal o. SYLVESTER--- Ehen, small time now u na go say i score own goal, see wetin una dey play. BRIEDTNER---- I never get club o, my eyes dey Denmark. MUAMBA( akinbo positioned guy)--- I for kuku ma stay on loan wey i dey b4.
Onyi no mind grin_genious, Chelsea field wey dem dey treck, run, spit and play ball on everyday-the grass no comot. Tell grin say the grass still dey grow jare even though na chelsea field...
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of> > St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of> clocks> > behind her. She asked, "What are all those> > clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are> Lie-Clocks.> > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,> the> > hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"> said> > Stella, "whose clock is that?"> "That's> > Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never> moved,> > indicating that he never told a lie."> > "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose> is that> > one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi> > Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice,> telling us> > that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."> > "Where's my husband Obasanjo's> clock?"> > asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in> Jesus'> > office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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