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21  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: NURSE ABEG I DON WELL on: 23-01-2012 11:26 AM
hmmmm  shit  Huh?
22  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ''HATE Letter'' on: 23-01-2012 10:46 AM
Read this ''HATE Letter'', It's so funny and creative.
This is a Love-Letter from a Boy to a Girl...
However, the Girl's father does not like the Boy and he wants them to stop their
relationship... and so... The Boy wrote this letter to the Girl...
He knows the Girl's father will definitely be the one to read it...
... ... 1. The great love that I have for u
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for u
3. grows everyday. When I see u,
4. I do not even like ur face;
5. the one thing that i want to do is to
6. look at other girls.I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of urself.
11 If we were married, i know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with u. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give u.No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than u, and u are not
17 able to care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want u to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favour
20 if u think this is the end.Do not try
21 to answer this.Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me.Goodbye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for u. Please do not think that
25 I still love u and i am still ur boyfriend.
However, before handing over the letter to the Girl, the Boy told the Girl to
''READ BETWEEN THE LINES'', meaning-only read
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25 (Odd numbers)
So... try reading it again! It's so smart and sweet... Lolz
23  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: GUYS: Do you expect something in return from ladies you give gifts? on: 23-01-2012 09:31 AM
A hot hug i wil expect Roll Eyes
24  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How to get a girl's phone number in 3 minutes on: 23-01-2012 09:28 AM
Try it if u can read it...guys stop copying shit from d web Undecided
25  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies what would you do if u were a boy on: 23-01-2012 09:12 AM
I pray i am not a boy...i will never be a boy...cos
most of then dont know when it hurt, God thank you
for i am a gurl
26  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: LADIES : What is the best way to get a guy off your neck on: 23-01-2012 09:04 AM
My dear use acid...by the time he realize himself he will learn how to let go.
27  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Girl That's Richer Than You? (Page 2) on: 17-12-2011 10:32 AM
Money and Love....still thinking how they relate Shocked
28  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: DIVINEPREOJECT I Miss You (Page 5) on: 17-12-2011 10:21 AM
Plsss, you guys should also help me search for the following:
Pkings, qunodinga, virus......i realy do miss them Kiss
29  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: A GUIDE To be More Attractive To Your Husband on: 16-12-2011 05:07 PM
Nice...keep it up Cheesy
30  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Same-sex Priest To 'marry' Nigerian Male Model on: 16-12-2011 04:52 PM
But is this not a new thing...why are you guys are like Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked
Even God in heaven smiles whenever he sees all this happening
31  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: GUY U ARE OFF TO OFFICE, YOU CAME BACK HOME AND SAW ANODA GUY,LIYING ON..... on: 16-12-2011 04:46 PM
Bros..simple as the dude to relax while you entertain him
Why is because you didn't explained who d dude is in ur
lines....
32  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How to say I Love You in 100 languages on: 16-12-2011 04:30 PM
nice
33  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Lord Have Mercy' My Hrt Yearns 4 Anoda (Page 13) on: 16-12-2011 04:25 PM
Well, if this is true then you have owned me many answers...
I will not sound very friendly here cos many people take life
for granted....maybe becos they have seen many opportunity…
then decided  to walk away and wait for another to come softly.
‘If u walk away from an opportunity simply because it scares you,
 you're walking away for the wrong reason'...’Distance right…..ok
How old are you now…? How many relationship(s) have you drop
So far….? Are you not focusing on marriage….? Properly you'd not
 focused on this ‘when d new guy came…Then I conclude, work out
 your present relationship  nurture it with care/love so u'll smile
 soon…best of luck


34  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Lord Have Mercy' My Hrt Yearns 4 Anoda (Page 13) on: 16-12-2011 03:55 PM
This is a movie... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
35  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: The man in my life (Page 16) on: 5-12-2011 11:16 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-12-2011 10:17 AM
sexy error..its bin a whyl  Cheesy hope u good?

yea....i was pretty busy with school stuff...i'm good..hope you too?
36  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: The man in my life on: 5-12-2011 10:11 AM
Wel, life goes on...even after i have tried getting his attention..i will give myself a break and ask God to bring a better man my way
37  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? on: 30-07-2011 10:32 AM

Two men, one American and a Hindu Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their problems. The Indian man said to the American: "We have a problem in India. We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems."

The American said: "Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love. Let me tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. Grin
38  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How do i break up without...? on: 6-07-2011 04:28 PM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  6-07-2011 04:27 PM
Quote from: sexy_error on  6-07-2011 04:23 PM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  4-07-2011 03:26 PM
Hey peeps,  how do i break up my boyfriend of 9 months without getting/feeling hurt? he's been giving me some lackadaisical attitude which doesnt go down well with me, so i want to get out with my head held high Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy. it takes two to tango not one!!!

Don't tell me you don't know
what to do....else you are not ready
to do it...well, call him up to a conducive place
after pleasantries..don’t give any chance of words
look into his eyes...politely ask him to move on that
you have made up your mind to do so.


its easier said dan done, not when u still have feeling for d guy.

Then you are NOT ready to do it....why disturbing your brain?
39  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How do i break up without...? on: 6-07-2011 04:23 PM
Quote from: jukkiebukwes on  4-07-2011 03:26 PM
Hey peeps,  how do i break up my boyfriend of 9 months without getting/feeling hurt? he's been giving me some lackadaisical attitude which doesnt go down well with me, so i want to get out with my head held high Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy. it takes two to tango not one!!!

Don't tell me you don't know
what to do....else you are not ready
to do it...well, call him up to a conducive place
after pleasantries..don’t give any chance of words
look into his eyes...politely ask him to move on that
you have made up your mind to do so.
40  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Am Confused> Two Suitors After me. (Page 6) on: 6-07-2011 04:15 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  6-07-2011 04:09 PM
Quote from: sexy_error on  6-07-2011 04:05 PM
Men with open mind will go extra miles to see
you smiles each passing day.
Good enough you have opened up which is rare
in today’s world..()
All you need is a little brain work **********

thanks dearies..I appreciate  Kiss Kiss

welcome
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