Foreal tho? HHP AND DBLACK is bettter than M I?!?!!? U GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!

give her some listerine! let her use colgate and scrub that dungeon first then rinse/baptize her mouth with the listerine ok?

firstly poster, what rubbish did u say to provoke the NIGERIANS? because now that I read your post u are sounding very rude and brash calling Nigerians greedy! I don't even care the specific ones u are referring to because that's not the way to act.! every thing should be reciprocal. a man can not go IN to a woman and then the woman gives birth to a rat! u should already know what to expect if u are going to be rude to NIGERIANS in our own territory!

NO. im not still in love with my first love bcos I dont have a first love! my first love was Michael Jackson

mine does.! it truly does.

come is bia in igbo/ibo

I GET IT! IT is funny! the only reason he's going to marry the other woman is bcos he give am bele and if he no marry am, she go sue am for child support. thats why he is not leaving the sobbing woman for the other woman ( pregnant chick dat can sue him for child support)

good one!

Reasons why I don’t visit my rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
               
  Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
                Answer:    Tea please.
Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
               Answer:    Ceylon tea please
Question :  how would you like it, black or white?
              Answer:    white
Question :    milk or fresh cream?
              Answer:    with milk
Question :    goat's milk or cow's milk?
              Answer;    with cow's milk please
Question :    freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
              Answer:    umm, think I'll just take it black
Question :    would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
              Answer:    with sugar
Question :    beet sugar or cane sugar?
              Answer:    cane sugar
Question :    white, brown or yellow sugar?
              Answer:   Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead
Question :    mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
              Answer:    mineral water
Question :    flavored or non-flavored?
              Answer:    Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.