may his gentle and kind soul rest in perfect peace (Amen)

this is serious

dat's good, how i much am from Lagos state

that serves him right

Cos he got a

notification

from

face-book 

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Accepted your friend request

A man checked into a hotel room
there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wive.
however, he accidentally type a wrong e-mail address, without realizing his error, he sent the mail.

Meanwhile,
somewhere in Houston,
a widow has just returned from her husband's funeral.

the widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

after reading the first message, she fainted. the widow's son rush into the room found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 4 July 2011

I know you're surprised to hear from me, they have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mail to our loved ones

i have just reach and have been checked in.
i see that every thing has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOU TOMORROW

A fat lady walk into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender ask "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow it's a pig", and the bartender said, "i was talking to the pig

its interesting

a woman took a sick chicken to the market for sale
the following conversation took place
buyer: madam e bi like say your fowl dey sick?
seller: nooooooooooo
buyer: then why e dey behave like say cool the catch am
seller: de fowl dey shame because na the first day wen he the come market be dis.

what i disgrace

y are u guys disturbing him

nt at all

what a shame