why una just dey lol?  but e funny sha 

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british gas condom - don't you just love being in control?
british telecom condom - its for yoo-hoo
dockers condom - one leg at a time. lol
firestone tyres condoms - where the rubber meets the road
hyundai condoms - prepare to want one
sprite condom - obey your thirst

fela said "she go say i be lady o" lol, na dem type be that

lol i never wrote that what i have written is tested and proven, it's just a hypothesis.

lol

Accra, April 26, GNA - Drama unfolded at an Accra Circuit Court on Tuesday when a 29-year-old porter, Reindolf King Kumordzi, defecated in court.

The stench emanating from Kumordzi's clothes sent the trial judge, policemen and audience covering their noses with their handkerchiefs.

When the case was called Kumordzi, instead of mounting the witness box, rather ran towards where the trial judge, Mr Eric Kyei Baffour, was seated.

The policemen shouted at Kumordzi who finally entered the dock. However, he failed to respond to his name and the charges read out to him.

Amidst the awful stench, he rather saluted anytime a question was posed to him, including the charges and his name. The policemen, who escorted him to court, however, said he was feigning madness in order to get off the hook.

The court therefore could not take Kumordzi's plea and remanded him into police custody to reappear on May 11. Based on his behaviour, the court ordered the police to send Kumordzi, who is being held for possessing narcotic drugs, namely cannabis, to the Accra Psychiatric Hospital for examination. The prosecutor, Chief Inspector Samuel Sarkwah, told the court that on April 20, this year, a team of military and policemen embarked on an operation at Tudu area in Accra to clamp down activities of drug peddlers and other criminal activities.

The prosecutor said through the efforts of sniffing dogs Kumordzi was arrested with a quantity of dried leaves suspected to be cannabis in a bag.

Chief Inspector Sarkwah said Kumordzi was taken to the Criminal Investigations Department of the Police Headquarters for further investigations while the exhibits were forwarded to the Ghana Standards Board for examination.

SOURCE:http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/fun/artikel.php?ID=207540

Kade, April 21, GNA - Kofi Boakye, a farmer, who caught his wife and another man having sex in their kitchen and inflicted cutlass wounds on his "rival", was on Thursday put before the Kade District Magistrate Court.

Boakye pleaded guilty with explanation but following his explanation, the Magistrate, Mr Abdul Majid Iliasu, entered a plea of not guilty for him.

He was granted bail in the sum of GH¢1,000 with one surety to re-appear on May 05.

Police Inspector D. T. Nartey prosecuting told the court that both the complainant and accused were farmers residing at Akyem Dwenase near Akwatia.

He said because the wife of the accused sold drinks, the complainant frequent the house to drink.

About two months ago, the accused had information that the complainant was having affair with his wife.

The prosecutor said when Boakye confronted the wife, she denied it. On April 11, Boakye went to town and on his return to the house; he heard an unusual noise in the kitchen of the house.

The prosecutor said Boakye went there only to meet the complainant having segxwal intercourse with his wife.

Boakye dashed to his room brought a cutlass and inflicted wounds on Badu. A report was made to the police and Boakye was arrested. In his explanation, he said, he actually met the complainant having sex with his wife in the kitchen.

Boakye said the complainant was on top of his wife on a mat and he therefore collected the dress and footwear of the complainant and the panties of the wife as well as a condom.

But as he moved towards the complainant, he (complainant) pulled a cutlass from under the mat they were having sex on. The complainant then dared Boakye to approach him and as he did so he (complainant) swung the cutlass at Boakye but he (Boakye) managed to collect the cutlass and used it on him instead in anger.

SOURCE:http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/fun/artikel.php?ID=207308

A 31-year-old welder who allegedly duped an Abbosey Okai spare-parts dealer of GH¢8,000 by promising to use supernatural means to double the money into 5,000 US dollars within three days, is in the grips of the James Town Police.

Imuara Halidu also called "Imuara Osman," claimed his inability to obtain the head of a dwarf from Libya to perform the rituals to double the money rendered the deal incomplete and ineffective.

Police Superintendent B. Bakomora, of the James Town District Police, who disclosed these to The Spectator, said sometime in January this year, the complainant (name withheld) got to know the suspect Halidu through a friend.

Suspect Halidu, on two occasions, gave the complainant a lift in his car and the two became acquaintances.

Superintendent Bakomora said the suspect later informed the complainant that he was a powerful spiritualist who helped people out of their financial problems and that he could turn Ghana cedis into dollars.

Halidu later collected GH¢8,000 from the complainant, promising to produce 5,000 US dollars for him within three days.

When complainant gave the money to the suspect, he disappeared.

Complainant later traced Halidu to Walewale in the Northern Region and he took the complainant to a spiritualist and showed him a big bag full of items.

Suspect Halidu insisted that the bag was full of money and would require heavily-built men or "macho men" to carry it to Accra.

At a point when Halidu and the spiritualist went out of the room, complainant opened the bag but discovered to his surprise that it contained rags.

Having realised he has been duped, complainant tasked Halidu to come with him to Accra for further discussions, but Halidu asked him to take the lead as he would get to Accra by spiritual means in 30 minutes and not by road or air.

The complainant later reported the case to the police and started communicating with Halidu on telephone.

Halidu later confessed to complainant that he had spent his money to buy cattle and that he should look for another potential victim who will be duped of GH¢20,000 out of which he can refund his GH¢8,000 to him.

Complainant feigned interest and together with the police they traced Halidu to a hotel in Accra.

In the hotel room, Halidu was found with six talismans four bottles of concoctions and rags among other things.

He told the police that he could not produce the dollars for the accused because he failed to get the head of a dwarf from Libya to finalise the ritual for the dollars to appear.

Suspect Halidu has been remanded in custody by a James Town Circuit court to enable investigations to continue.

SOURCE:http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/fun/artikel.php?ID=205817

loooooooooooooooooool funny

bullshit

there is sumtin more to this story

you know wetin i dey talk a bi

i don't think there is anything wrong in having segxwal appeal. na God create everybody so i think ladies like that should flaunt it even that way you get to know a genuine guy when he approaches you.

lol typical, i like the point you are making but you getting it all wrong. r u saying that ur first impression of every woman you see is segxwal impression? i totally disagree with you that hot babes r sex icons. there r hot babes that guys fall head over heels in love with every single day without any segxwal attraction attached to it.

I don think i understand waz happening here and i ain't gat time to read 47 pages of comments. Its amazing the way men insult women anyhow on NP. Notin wan make me come live for naija. God forbid

Where i dey since they put this post for here? Ok i don come. 50 cent, i second your list.

I was having a chat with some matured women days back and they came to a conclusion that there are two types of impression a woman has on a man for the first time and it all depends on the kind of woman.
There is the segxwal impression that is the type that when a man sees you, the first thing he thinks about is sex. This isn't a issue of good, bad or naughty girl. Some ladies just have sex appeal.
And there is the trapping impression that means when a guy sees you and his heart melts. "i just like this girl". Ok so ladies where do you stand? Know where you stand and you are guaranteed to stop having man issues. Guys please correct me if i'm outta point.

Toni payne toni payne, chic cool down oh