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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 69 on: 8-08-2012 02:08 AM
69 na number
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Three animal were aving cafee in a cafe.. on: 8-08-2012 02:05 AM
Ur stupid thing funny for bc
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Conversation Between a Guy & a Girl on: 8-08-2012 01:53 AM
@ZEIGBO,laugh don gimme 3 testicle,lol
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: bad gud worse on: 7-08-2012 02:16 AM
Good: the reader knws its a joke.
Bad: everythin iz a copy and paste in iz imagination except his.
Worst: iz memory iz truncated that why e couldn't read
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / bad gud worse on: 6-08-2012 07:38 PM
Bad: u find a porn movie in ur daughter's/son's room.
Worse: u're in it.

Bad: ur children r segxwally active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: The teacher likes ur son.
Bad: segxwally.

Good: u go 2 see a strip show.
Bad: ur daughter's the curtain raiser.

Good: ur boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in ur clothes.

Good: ur daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: ur wife meets u at the door Nood.
Bad: She's coming back home

Good: u dearly love ur galfriend
Bad: when ur broke.

Good: u buy a DVD movie hawked at alaba
Bad: it turns out to be
Tellatubbies.

Bad: u buy a stolen fone.
worse: worse it turns out to be ur boyfrnd's dad.

Good: u send ur girlfrnd a crazy msg
Worse: u entered da wrong digits and sent it to her mum.

Bad: u claim u ar friend of someone whil in a group
worse: she/he just passdby and doesnt greet u.

Good: u drive a fancy car and floss alot
worse: ur just a hired driver.
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: UNIBEN Girls caught Smoking on: 4-08-2012 04:10 PM
Na ur mouth she chuk am,abi if she open yansh 4 u,u no o do.mtcheew
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i have a dream on: 4-08-2012 12:28 AM
I dey go thru all d post for NP..if una two no dey there,na die.and one other one too
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 69 on: 4-08-2012 12:25 AM
Laugh don gimme three testicle...
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: who dey mad? on: 4-08-2012 12:17 AM
Lmdo
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i have a dream on: 2-08-2012 11:24 PM
I don dey wait for una yab since.
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / i have a dream on: 2-08-2012 10:53 AM
I have a dream that one day goodluck jonathan and iz fellow house rep wil sit in d midst of
boko haram and eat popcorn together and play police and thief
with bombs.

I have a dream that one day,niger
militant and military will be brothers in arms.

I have a dream that one day,obasanjo will be newscaster.

I have a dream that one day tinubu will drive psp truck.

I v a dream that one day fashola,wil be d most wanted at
aro.

I have dream that one day,NEPA wil be electrocuted by their
bestfriend,wire.

I v a dream that one day,POLICE will become bus conductor and kill dem self over owo ile.

I have a dream that one day,dana plane will fly inside babangida house and park to take him to hell.

I have a dream that one day patience jonathan will speak one complete sentence.

I have a dream that one day honourable patrick will speak a communicable english.
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Psalm 23 in pidgin language,lol. on: 26-12-2011 10:11 AM
Finally the new NIGERIA PIDGIN ENGLISH BIBLE is out. one of the
popular chapter psalm 23 reads:-
1. The Lord na my
shephard, i
dey
kampe.
2. E make me sidon for
where
betta dey flow and come
put me
next to stream make mai
bodi
thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul
come
spray am white, come
dey lead
me dey go through
express road
of righteousness sake of
Hin
name.
4. Walahi !, if I waka pass
where
arm robber, 419 and juju
people
boku, come even join
okada
reach valley of the
shadow of
death sef,mai bodi dey
inside
cloth. Your rod and staff
nko ? Na
so dem dey like back
bone dey
comfort me.
5. You don prepare Egusi
and
Pounded yam make I
chop. All
mai
enemies dey look waa
waa. You
rub me for head wit
vaseline
intensive lotion. mai cup
na River
Niger wey overflow hin
bank.
6. True true, betta life and
mercy
go gum mai back till I
quench.
And man pikin go tanda
for God
house from lai lai to lai
lai.
GOD ALMIGTHY NA YOU
BIKO
AMEN...
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Abia State Man Burns His Daughter's Bosom and Private Part, For Talking To BF on: 25-12-2011 12:52 AM
See as e be like horror film..idiot man..dem suppose boko the man
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking News: Army kills 59 Boko Haram members in Damaturu attack on: 25-12-2011 12:39 AM
Bokoharam has been doin some killins buh tis the police who has been tryna capture em.military weren't involved..buh dey went beyond boundary killin soldiers and soldier's rule is that,"you kill one of us,we kill a thousand of you"..and dey wont stop till dey are satisfied.i'm kinda glad military are involved now
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My wife stills lives with her father on: 31-07-2010 07:39 PM
she be papa pikin
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHY DO GIRLS NO LONGER WEAR PANTS. on: 31-07-2010 07:33 PM
and no be say their yansh fine ooooooooo
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