them plenty well well but the one wey i know well well be sey she advice me not to have olonsho as my girlfriend

FIFA or FEVER they are all insane what is wrong in what she said more over Lesbianism to me is an act of immorality

she know her worth noow that why she turn down their offer

imagine those idiot and useless law are sharing such a huge amount why common professors and doctors can not boast of 200k as a monthly salary omo i dey vex serious dey should send them to 19 years imprisonment without appealing bcus na advance robbery be that  

i wonder what this noise about messi, tevez e.t.c not playing in the match perhaps can a tree make a forest even though the match we play against them in the world is it a lone goal they defeated us so wat are we saying, wining is winning let give those boy courage

Buy her a sub machine gun

Na lie you are bias where you put my name abi i no dey powerful,opulent and famous so you better put my name noooow

That judge dey craze how could she have granted them bail when this is a murder case that awfully unfair

Na lie as for me oooo, i always punctual in any where am going to so it's in their blood not mine

Hmmm this man need to be taking to psychiatric hospital for check up in short he is absolutely Dotty or definitely Insane

You dey craze how dare post such nugatory post abi you wan separate them remember sey dem be twins, dem no be plantation boys so stop posing such nonsense

Why you you vote for me?

Chineke oooooooooo well, God come and do my own for me oooooooooooooo

Praiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise God haleluya

Ruuuuuuuuuuubish you are wasting the space for nugatory post *hisssssssssssssssss*

nice one keep it up your head jooooooooooooooo *clap*

Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here 

A   little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
 
 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.


The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

whether it has been posted B4 or not all i know is that it is a funny joke,and if you don't want second hand joke you too post your own joke and stop condemning

@ eve me too am wondering how could that be possible besides why cant they show us the snake they should have show us the tailess and headless snake since they showed the pastor, the last time wen a woman gave birth to tortoise it was shown so why are they not showing us the snake well,that is form of advertising his own church, yoriyori pastor