this kind of tin happen to some one who put egg into a micro wave oven

his idea was that the egg would break inside the oven. The egg got broken, as he removed the egg from the MV oven, he slowly shut the door of the stuff and the next tin was.............................BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!. the micro wave oven acted like a dynamite, the whole kitchen was in a mess

im 4 blaster the guy head put for gutter

AK men don land

i say make u standfit

ah boy make u sugie ursef

akpos, this guy dey yan dust

make we pour orientation for im head

una no sabi who i be


chineke
 

not reli funny but its cool

reli drop one breathe


funny joke

  he must have brought a coconut the size of a fifa ball

my bad...................u are even the author sef..............did not notice cuz i'm feeling sleepy

.......no offense, i wasn't talkin to you

i was refering to wat the author said because all she mentioned has to be done 52 times cuz there are 52 cards in a pack.............
 13 each for all she said

yep, raw rice straight from the bag

 

i omitted dat 1

he just put it in a dry pan



so it was kinda lyke toasting the rice, cuz there was no oil

ar u nt d 1 whu called me a confused writer

the guy must really hav big balls

i went to one of my pals house and guess wat


he said he was goin to entertain me wit some tin special.
so i was in the sitting room listening to music and he was in the kitchen.
I could see his movements aroun the kitchen from where i was and it seemed to me that he was cooking some tin nice.
 so i decided to move to the kitchen to check out wat he was up to.
To my surprise, this guy was frying rice in his frying pan.......and when i asked him wat waz up, he replied that he was making fried rice for me.......................

i replied to him, mehn i came, i saw n i'm runing away.......



just a joke ... it's not real

i didn't mean to fight, but she started it all and wen i tried to stop, she kept on posting so i kept on replyin.....

i waz just pushed to reply cuz NO ONE says shit bout my mum.....................

but i soon discovered that it was no use fighting so i stopped




 

its can be " the lawyer that looks lyke the leg of a mango tree"   

i think it should be " the leg of a mango tree"