1. Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.- 1 Timothy 4:1-3

See your square head

you saw it in your village, not hear

Na you them go carry go yaba right, ExpertStupid.

IBO and YORUBA decided to organise a drinking competition.
One week to the competition IBO Community sent a delegate Emeka to YORUBA to confirm if the competition will still hold.
As the delegate got there, the people of Mankon brought 20 litres of their strongest Palm wine and kola.
Emeka asked if he could taste the palm wine.
He was permitted.
He finished the whole 20 litres and said; This one is okay, where’s the main drink?.
The people of Mankon shouted with amazement; 'Are you among the competitors'?.
Emeka replied; 'No, i did not qualify'. What do you think happened after that?

see your bald head

Guys, what name would you give to this shoe?

Alabi, you smoke weed de morning??

I go change am to resemble you

I go send my German Shepherd for your back

U no know say this my joke receive award?

Expert Dull, no make me vex release my Venom for your face

A newly married husband saved
his wife's number on his mobile
as "MY LIFE".
After 1 year of marriage he
changed the number to "MY
WIFE". After 2 years of marriage
he
changed the number to "HOME".
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the number to "HITLER".
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the number to "WRONG
NUMBER".
What name do you think he will
save the wife's number with
after 15 years.......... ?

First day in school (class 5A) a little boy asked the teacher:

Boy: Excuse me sir, if you mix Sugar and Garri , will the garri be soft?

Teacher (replies): Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the begining of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?

Boy:(laughs and whispers to the other kids),how the garri go soft if dem no add water?. Dull teacher, person go learn anything this year so???

Jossy u dong try. Wuside you go tif dis nice joke?

Hahhahahahaha, dat's brilliant. He might be lucky if the bull acknoledges the badge.

During a church service after arms collection, the reverend Pastor decided to pray for the brethrens who offered the money. So the pastor asked everyone to close their eyes while he was praying for them. As he prayed, he dipped his hands into the offertory box and removed a huge amount of money. Unfortunately, one of the christians peeped and saw what the pastor did. The pastor on seeing this immediately shouted "HAPPY ARE THOSE WHO SEE BUT DON'T TALK", and the christian quickly replied, "FOR THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR OWN SHARE, AMEN, AMEN.

[Francis Tell am make he hear. Kelly no be woman name?? why he de use am?

the tribal mark na as a result of the mob justice whe dem give you bcos of the too much thief whe u de thief

Poster you drink rain water today??