I DON4T GET IT. Is it tha pastor who has had premarital affair with the lady in question, or is it the young lady's fianceé. Either ways,that Pastor no dey normal

I was doing some work in the office this morning waiting for my monthly salary. Suddenly, the Accountant in charge of payment got into my office holding an envelope. He smiled at me and handed the envelope over to me. I gave a sigh of relieve thinking it was my salary. As i opened the envelope with full confidence and expectations, guess what i saw inside?.  GUSH, TICKETS FOR AN UPCOMING EVENT.This is terrible.

But the joke is quite funny. I enjoy it. Keep it up Chummyli

Nong'sense Post and Poster 

 :owhy you want force sleep for man ye eyes nah poster?

  We go block your nyash with cement.

hahahahaha. Really funny

What an unfortunate misfortune has befallen the the Music Entertainment industry and the dedicated fand of Goldie. May her soul rest in the Lord.

 

i call it flirtation bcos after further investigation, i realized they have been doing this behind ma back for two months

      

It is obvious that woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has male in it; she has he in it; Madam has Adam in it... Now wonder why men always want to be inside women!
ANSWER: Men are born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...
WHY? Because there's no place as SWEET AS HOME indeed;

 
 I have this girl whom i've dated for close to a year now. recently, i discovered that she was having an affair with my room mate. How did i discover it?. I went to see her off one evening as usual after she visited me. That evening, she and i were to attend a certain birthday party, but she suddenly turned down the invitation telling me that she was not feeling too well. Knowing how important it is to respect party invitations, i decided to attend the party without her. A couple of minutes while i left, it rained heavily to the point that i got seriously wet. i decided to come back home and change my dress, only to meet the both of them stag naked on the bed when i opend the door. what should i do? 

   Just being curious, why do some girls close their eyes while kissing with their guys, and others don't close their eyes? ;

you are a genius

It is obvious that woman has man in it; Mrs ;. has Mr in it; Female has male in it; She has he in it; Madam has Adam in it;... Now wonder why men always want to be inside women!
ANSWER: Men are born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...
WHY? Because there's no place as SWEET AS HOME indeed ;

Why does a girl get very upset and jealous when she finds out that her friends are always hanging around her guy?. why does she not feel the same way when the guy hooks up with other girls that are not her friends?

Hey girls, i throw this to you; provided your boyfriend whom you so dearly adore, happens to be a journalist who recently engaged you before embarking on a trip to report news at the battlefront. What will you do if this darling reporter of yours comes back at the eve of your wedding with him, with just one leg?. will you go ahead to marry him, or will you accept him in his new condition?

 what a creative idea. you really know how to play with people's intelligence, you know?. i like the suspence

Hey Guys, who is to blame?. is it the girl that refuses the use of contraceptives during sex, or is it the guy that denies any claim of responsibility when this young lady gets pregnant

kissing is intimacy, and i believe intimacy is privacy, and privacy has to be regarded with high esteem. Esteem depicts respect and i believe to show respect to each other, the two partners should not let their privacy become a public exhibition, otherwise people will be compelled to give them funny names such as "sex maniacs". so i don't encourage public kissing because it is abuse of oneself, and disrespect of public peace.