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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Handsome man |
on: 23-11-2010 03:33 PM
| i dey fine jare....and u?  sorry wrong person..  [/quote] Thank God, yu know say...yu be wrong person  [/quote] lol......where is my sorry? [/quote] check your pocket then | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Handsome man |
on: 23-11-2010 01:44 PM
| | This is a great handsome, interesting man you may want to meet. if you want to meet him just text 080b....i....g....h...e...a....d quick | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Solove this equation... |
on: 15-11-2010 03:40 PM
| | Wat is common betweem the sun and women's underwear?
1, Both re hot
2, both look beter while going down
3, both disappear during d nite.
There is a price for anyone dat suppy me wit d correct answer.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Two Jewish men. |
on: 13-11-2010 05:51 PM
| | Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, ‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?’
Al replied, ‘I don’t know, let’s just ask our waiter.’
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, ‘Are there any Indian Jews?’
The waiter said, ‘I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..’ He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, ‘No sir, no Indian Jews.’
Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, ‘Are you absolutely sure?’
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with ‘foreigners gave the expected answer, ‘I check again,’ and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, ‘I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.’
The waiter returned and said, ‘Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.’
‘Are you certain?’ Al asked once again, ‘I just can’t believe there are no Indian Jews!’
‘Listen, I asked EVERYONE,’ replied the frustrated waiter. ‘All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! -
No Indian Jews !!! ‘
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Mothers knows best |
on: 13-11-2010 04:55 PM
| | John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Langage |
on: 13-11-2010 04:04 PM
| when i reading this post,i don't understanding what u people meaning.pls somebody shoulding explaining to me how to spoke english.
don't worry terry, i will teach u how to speak correct English Language in when time .......................s | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ~ Let's Kill English Langage |
on: 13-11-2010 12:08 PM
| | A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again.
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited!
I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!!
APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT
Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.
My name is (Joshua Bamidele) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.
May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.
Thanks
0709110515*
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