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681  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Rhyming can be dangerous on: 3-10-2010 01:29 AM
This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, Hi, Im Freddy. Im here to pick up Betty. Were gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready? The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few mi...nutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says Hi, Im Jim. Im here to see Kim. Were gonna go for a swim. Can I come in? The guy, now perplexed, says yes and the two take off. A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says Hi, Im Joe. Im here to pick up Flo.Were gonna go to the show. Can she go? The man, now kind of annoyed says yes and the two depart. Sure enough, af few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says Hi, Im Chuck..The father shoots him.
682  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / WHO IS THE DEAF? on: 3-10-2010 01:24 AM
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, ...move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Th...en you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
683  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MOM AND DAD on: 3-10-2010 01:18 AM
One day a kid asked his mom if he could take a bath with her. She said
ok as long as you don't look up or down. He looks down "mommy whats
that" that is my pond said the mom. Then he looked up what are those?
there my 2 front headlights. The next day he asked to take a bath with
his dad he said ok as long as you don't ...look down. So he looks down and
says daddy whats that? That is my fishing pole. That night he asked to
sleep with them they said alright as long as you don't look under the
covers. So he looks under the covers and says "Mommy turn on your
headlights daddy's fishing pole is going in your pond!"
684  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / THE BLIND MAN on: 3-10-2010 01:13 AM
There was this little boy who workes on a market
stall he had a bald head and a blind man came up
to him and rubbed his head and said how much
is this watermelon
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