O man!!!,dis girl dey versatile,infact u don gather experience,soteeee...., u don taste d two relationship 2 knw hw dem dey,na wa oooo.

Guy,if i say that you're the most stupid being,i've ever come across,i'm not wrong. You come here to publicly announce how your fellow uncircumcise terrorist were killed,forgetting how you guys,limit us from our night rest with your unending ambush attacks,killing innocent,unarmed women & children within nearby villages,attacking people on their way to work & businesses inside the towm,infact i really wish,i can lay my hands on you,you will join. Cool down you will soon post another one,not eight this time around but hundreds or thousands if possible.

Omo na mental case,it luks as if som-tin is wrong wit his psychosegxwal & psychosocial development.

I go ask her whether she get d G-string 4 shop maybe dat one na sample.

Girl,u say ur name na Mercy but ur "hips" & "bobby"  na wicked,infact "u no make sense" but "sense make u".

Abeg make una no vex,na both una dey write dis jokes ni,but una know say una join 4 dis hell so far naija dey concern...

Federico,if ur milk arrives,abeg i dey game.

I4 inches,u're asking of their xperienz,so dat we can all help stop dis societial....,u hear say dey no dey enjoy am ni ?

Quite amusing.E be lyk say d girl spray her ? d perfume called Seduction.

O boy !!!,dat ass na tear rubber,infact na ijebu

During my secondary school days,we were told to write on the functions of the kidney in a class test,this friend(name withheld)of mine wrote this:                 1) Kidney is a reptile,full of muscles but without bone.  2) Kidney has two balls (maybe Jabulani)   3) If one ball is missing,you'll giv birth to an imbecile.

During my secondary school days,we were told to write on the functions of the kidney in a class test,this friend(name withheld)of mine wrote this:                 1) Kidney is a reptile,full of muscles but without bone.  2) Kidney has two balls (maybe Jabulani)   3) If one ball is missing,you'll giv birth to an imbecile.

I was with a friend of mine at his workshop,who do carpentry works (lyk cushions,coffins & other furniture works). One afternoon,a middle aged man came to his workshop to buy a coffin & the following dialogue ensued.                 My friend:Oga one coffin na #40,000.                Man: won't you sell #25,000.             My friend:Oga,abeg u know say we dey xperience,economic recession 4 dis our work,but b/cos of you bring #35,000.                     Man:pls  bros,i estimated #25,000 4 dis coffin & i don't have any xtra cash on me here,pls.               My friend:Oga,u know what,had it been u  need am 4 quantity i go comot money,but just giv me #32,000 ,when next u come i'll giv u better discount.    When my friend said this,that man slapped him. Pls if you're this my friend what will you do ?

Guy,just xerciz som patience,may b she 4get d password she use locker am.