Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.
They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes; hamhocks.
Isi-ewu, Cow- feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been
late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing
their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home
to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What
he....!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell
me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes
he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you
having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil
returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now, these Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air
conditioner! They even bribed my guys!!
Boo
Another devil joker
i think say na pB4 una go talk again, na hin i go con know say una no get work than to dey write pb4 for all post
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