Therewas a German, an Italian and an English on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow deat h.So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."Boom, he was dead instantly. The Italian said, "Just hang me."Snap! he was dead. Then ...it was English man's turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Englishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.Then Englishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" Then Englishman replied,"You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom :S
A Nigerian girl got married to a Chinese dude. 2 months in2 d marriage she got pregnant & had a baby girl who eventually died. Her aunt @ d funeral came crying uncontrollably. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT"! Curious relatives took d Aunt aside and she said loudly, "I KNEW IT! CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!
Nawa 4 al dis Naija films ooo! Imagine, An armedrobber shot a guy's leg, in d nxt scene, i saw d victim in d hospital wit bandage on his head...See Film Ooo
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