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4861  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: just money on: 5-10-2010 05:15 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-10-2010 08:31 AM
It's a wife's job to listen to her husband...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."


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4862  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: my students are killing me on: 5-10-2010 05:12 PM
Quote from: vicmind on  5-10-2010 02:34 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it"s nose?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you"re ON TV?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don"t point to their buttocks when they ask where the toilets is?
if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why isn"t 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don"t they fall through the floor
Can animals commit suicide?
If money doesn"t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
When there"s two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are women and men"s shoe sizes different?



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4863  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: PROSTITUTE!! PROSTITUTE!! PROSTITUTE!! on: 5-10-2010 04:55 PM
Quote from: Treasure2 on 14-08-2010 11:40 AM
WHO IS THE REAL MENACE TO THE SOCIETY? THE PROSTITUTES OR THEIR CLIENTS?

Both
4864  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Picking Up Your Husbands Call "Good/Bad" on: 5-10-2010 04:52 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  4-08-2010 08:41 AM
I really want to know the thing behind this husbands phone thing wit women whenever it rings.
Last night our tenant.. the wife was shouting and complaining of the hubby receiving womens call, calling him ashawo... and this is a man that works for Rivers state GOVT, and he serves the public, so both men and women call him. but theres this particular one she talked abt saying it's a woman number and she's always calling him. so my mum dialled the number and it's a man, the only thin is dat his  voice lokks like dat of a woman. but she disagreed and kept shouting in our hse cos thats where they came settling dia case. both voices woke me up..

what am trying to say is .. why do, let me say most women worry diasef abt who calls dia husband. and why do they pick dia calls. cos for me its only when my husband says PICK d call then i'll pick. whenever his phone rings al i gat to say is darline ur phone is ringing.

Is it right for a WIFE to pick up her husbands call whenever its ringing?
or she alerts him, and wait for a go ahead to recieve the call?
which of these is right? and whats ur take on this?


U can pick ur spouse's call but u must permitted b4.
With ma gul, we all pick each others call cos i hav nofin to hide
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4865  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what are you addicted to? on: 5-10-2010 04:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-10-2010 03:47 PM
They say that the sum of vices in one's life is always constant!
Which it means that humans are prone to be always addicted to something!
What's your addiction?

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4866  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why single lady's unhappy at 30s---upward on: 5-10-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: gimac on 27-11-2009 09:13 AM
at age of 30s upward woman are unhappy ...why still single must be so

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4867  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What made u smile today? on: 5-10-2010 03:25 PM
Quote from: princemech on  3-10-2010 01:11 PM
what made u happy or smile today?



New day with gud health
4868  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Men LIE! Women LIE!! In your opinion whose lies are KILLER BOMBS! on: 5-10-2010 03:24 PM
Girls?  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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4869  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: NO STRINGS ATTACHED?? on: 5-10-2010 03:17 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 28-09-2010 02:39 PM
Guys can u sleep on the same bed with a gal thats not related to you?
gals can u sleep on the same bed with a guy thats not related to u? Wink

It depend on the person in question.
If it is a responsible person then is ok.
But the best advice is to ABSTAIN
4870  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: "WHAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER" on: 5-10-2010 03:11 PM
Really?
Ask any lady to take off the shirt in public or Hold the sex organ while urinating
n we will know the truth abt that saying.
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