Boss said to secretary: Let me sleep with you,Just this one time, I'll be quick, I'll pay you $1,000..I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it, I'll be done. Girl like the proposal.she call & tell her Boyfriend.. Boyfriend says "Its Ok,but ask for $2,000 & be very quick to pick the money"..After 4hrs Boyfriend call his Girlfriend."What happened?" Girlfriend:"The Bastard used Coins,I'm stil picking & he's still f**king"