hahah Bodeniyi u dont want 2 keep quiet now, nobi u call me for phone the other day ur mouth come dey smell out marijuana for my phone? abi u don take again?
A Yoruba man living in Japan decided to marry a Japanese lady in order to be legally certified via resident status... but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Japan, our man decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Japanese lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Japanese came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.
The two Japanese ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: "I'm a Lagos man. Where did you come from?" The fellow looked up at our Man . His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!" haha!!!
One Hausa man pay his elder brother visit in Asaba, the guy wan go see one of their pals across road, na im the elder brother come tell am say if he wan cross road make he look him right hand side first and look him left hand side also na him the guy reach the main road, look him right hand from shoulder rich palm do am to the left hand jump to the express road, watin e hear na gboza!!!! bus do hit am unconscious, d time when dis aboki regain consciousness people come dey ask am watin make am jump enter for car front the guy say him elder brother tell am say make e look him hands and cross!!!!
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