i want to help his situation...all of you are bad pple....Banjo,sorry jare...here is what i think ican do for you.....open a browser...type www.google.com on the address bar,when you see the homepage.....type that your format in the searchbox and press enter..you will find lots of girls...begging you date them.....
Bro.....you do well sha...but you posted the wrong topic,and i fine you 500 naira...take it to the nearest motherles baby home....NOW

i tire ooo

Jordin Spark talk say she no fit breath only if Chris Brown now dey her side.....so since i am still with her,she should be able to breath...lol
Aing gonna suffocate her though...but i will make sure i dont look her in the eye...her eyes might even be closed and her mouth open with large moaning(ringtone)....
Looking into her eyes is like making love on a hard wood...lol...the passion no go strong at all..
tried it...though i am still a virgin ooo...lol ahaha ahahhaahaa hahah
fellas,dont crucify me yet....just kidding

ah ah...i talk am...i sabi u wella...dat jujuman dey live for your compound abi?? lol

Philo.....i was only teasing you...i understand your position....
True love never die......shoot it once,it will pe me

correct....its even my phone ringtone....

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh.......true love story.......

mmmmmmmmmm........na wa ooo.....so you are gonna watch your heartrob walk into someone else arm?? u wont do anything?? not even to jinx him?

you might end up being the Loser...how about that?

mmmm....love song abi...ok......mine is
chori chori athua ti......Indian Love song...its scintilating....lol.....check it out

oops....she is scared

so,you mean we guys are 'less privilegded' ?? am i wrong or wat??

to shit self dey do me some how...na him one motherfur go come put him sausage for my arse??? its phyuking irritating......but i dont mind lesbos ooo...i like bi-segxwals...i mean girls and not guy.....chit chat

@Honeychick...you did well
the rest of you...use your eyes swear say if you be 2face friend and you come dey trip for am now,you no go ask am out??? you will definitely do it...dont give me that story of jesus is lord...
you will start flirting with him,you find it hard to say....you better talk before someone else snatches your mister right....even if he is your gateman...tell him now that you love him....Imao

@Onyin,Vixen,honeychick,Philomena......sorry girls,i lost the address ....can you give me the address...i want to come HOME........ahhhhhhhhhh
Chineke me.....Its time to take me home........ooooohhhhhhhhh.....i wan to explode

yeah...talk true...mummy and daddy wont beat you....lol

Onyin...na wa oo....you wan heal me?? i no know say Marvin Gaye na your uncle oo....this one wey u wan give me segxwal healing
No one heal the broken heart,even when it stops bleeding,it still hurts...so,madam....i guess you should think of something else......I CANT SHOUT

It simply means.....he aing getting tired of being a player....
guy.....e no pay oo...but keep it up sha...one day,you go reap wetin u sow...
lol

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i wont look at the girls face....and if she dey look me to much...i go use pillow cover her face and phyuk the hell outta her.....say your own....na u sabi