girls win this game

this is madness and am not yet ready to join .....so may you get heal asap

Man of God thank you I will work it out God blessing is ours

heheheeheeheehe 100 naire self plenty 20 naire fit make some babe remove pant self

But come to think of it you are fantastic I will f**k this kind of Boms for any amount....... but it is not your real picture

I take your salute girl only say like i get hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i no go do ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

b5

A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?"

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie. "You're a housewife!"

A man goes to see his Rabbi.

"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"

The man anxiously answers, "Yes."

"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.

A 9yr. old girl says her prayers every night and instead of Amen she says: "Hit ENTER"

As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.
Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."

so have this not made your week end bros talk true did somebody say it was emejuru.....

Once there was this guy who thought that he was a strong guy, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but when he was given one blow he shouted give it to be baby hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm was it because it was coming from a lady....men, mumu, monkey, mugu, mad when it comes to women 

oh i am crying jokes come finish

keep posting please

hahahahahahahahaahahaah Terry has declared forgiveness to u all who have posted a commend

this is good you posters are really jokers i was thinking non of you will mind this posting, but we have good jokers here

OMG will they give birth to kids you must know since you posted this joke

xavexdo5 says the world na hard ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is that true?

keep ur yeye posting coming you dey do as if you no go faint ask Terry