REzimero...r far?U no understand say na 4 yankee i come from..Nigeria too dey locked up,na him no make me know which route back..

I get spectacular degree 4 sexology..Abi r u see am.

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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LOUD SEX:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

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QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

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CONFOUNDED SEX:
A man was in a terrible accident, and his
"manhood" was mangled and tornfro m his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be N350,000 for "small, N650,000 for "medium, N1,400,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.

The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the
doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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WOMEN'S HUMOR:
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Eastern Oklahoma close to the Choctaw Nation.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Choctaw's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly Choctaw drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old Choctaw replied, "This is our property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.The old Choctaw smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in the Choctaw Nation. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"The Choctaw replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on our land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old Choctaw slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the Choctaw's third kick to his end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, old man, now it's my turn."
The old Choctaw smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck" and walked away.

 

D phyuking Son in-law must have been a good psycologist at the college.I was imagining how he'll get through but he figured out a solution..Quite funny.Nice one

Guyz,u too much oh,e be like say we go start another joke from una end.And also i think Hooters dey 4 Igbo,Yoruba or Hausa Dictionary....

Thanks 4d compliment.hacangel26.Dont worry,very soon i'll get u another funny crib.

2me love and sex go together,b.cos if u truly love a person dearly u surely develop that segxwal sensation towards such a person....Sex is a body of love.

Na wa oh...So people still dey 4 kissing show here.Ohl boy we go kiss till da kingdom come oh.

Sweatrae,maybe i forgot that for the trend of things these days.But truly a good wife or woman to be will surely want to multiply her assests with the aim of assisting d man..

Why una dey criticize or make jest of am,he refers 2 instant mail.

Rezimero,Nice mentality.

Dexter,upon which level.

Peacetee do u have a say 2d topic

I no really take am as u think,na only 2make u understand.Sorry if it offended u...

i mean everywhere a man fit kiss for woman body...Mind you,na only d one we i dey affectionate for..

Joke na Joke..As far say my naija people dey find am funny.

Wen d challenge go start?i no wan miss out at all,coz i be baba 4 dat level.

Na wa 4u....for d fact say u escape that trap no mean say u go dey lukky 4ever.Don't get carried away so much...Rubber or u Zipppppppp Upp.

Keevan..r u sure all said above are true lies?have u ever experimented on any?