Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Thief pass thief

Peter was on his deathbed and said to his wife Ngozi, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Mike". "Why Mike?" his wife asked. "You've hated him all of your life!" "Still do.

Igbo kwenu

which type of drug do u sale?..or use?

An Igbo man and Hausa man  were at the movie theatre, and the Igbo man bet that the hero would die during the movie.The Hausa man didn't believe him, and they ended up betting 1000# on it. When the movie was over and the hero was dead, the Hausa man began to give the money to the Igbo man, but the igbo man interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. Keep the money." The Hausa man replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, but I didn't think he would be tricked twice."

still thinking

Arab ego i winkoooooooo...no be craz

 

U TRY

I LOVE MY SELF

u try

i pass

i dont beat....................

pb4....still funny

still funny

gone fishing

funny

help!..................is this joke?