An angel a sked obasanjo to make a wish,he
anwesered,i want to be handsome,the Angel
hissed and replied angrily." I said a wish not
a MIRACLE.monkey!!!1

lol......

which pix....my  pix abi.......u b fool

which pix....my  pix abi.......u b fool

u don   dey mad abi......se na me b frog.....

Madam comes back from work and is
searching 4 her underwears so she calls the
housemaid;
Madam: Ekaete, where are my underwear?
Ekaete:i no take ur pant, thank God say i no
dey wear, if u no belive me ask Oga!

Yoruba man and callabar man were playing
card (whot) so the yoruba man won the
callabar man, and started shouting 'i don
win u na me be sampion so the callabar
man said see yeye man wey dey col
yampion
sampion'hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

A guy has
been going around disturbing
this particular girl.
on this fateful morning. in a libary the
girl
decide to embarass this guy ,just for the
guy to let her be. as he came over to
excuse
her as usual, the girl Shouted and say
can
you pls leave me alone for Christ Sake.
the
guy Shouted at her back , and say i will
never
leave you alone untill you accept Christ
as
your lord and personal
Savior

there is 1 guy dat always lying to his girl
friend, 1day he told her dat he has graduat
from university, she den ask him have u
finish u'r NYSC he den says i m not uppering
dat course.

One man
was urinating in front
of the school building, the
principal of the school saw him.
Soon after he finished the
principal ask him, why you
urinated there, don't you see
what we wrote there? " DON'T
URINATE HERE " He says, OH! I
thought it was the name of the
school.

se na u post am b4

ram waitin b ur own

na you i dey Bosom  feed....goat

a couple went 2 an animal farm and d
owner came 2 show dem around,in d
process they saw two cows mating and d
wife asked d owner how many times d
male(cow) mates wit d female(cow) & he
answered several times & she said pls tell
dat 2 my husband then d husband asked is
it only one female cow it mates wit & he
replied no & d husband said pls tell dat 2 my
wife.

A MAD MAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
AND SUDDENLY SAW SOMETHING ON THE
FLOOR AND SAID TO HIMSELF THIS THING
LOOKS FAMILIAR. TAKES UP A LITTLE WITH HIS
FINGER, LICKS IT, NODDED AND SAID: "I TALK
AM SAY NA SHIT"

This days when teachers call the register in
the morning, lets say JSS 1 for instance. U
will hear little treble-like voice saying
present ma but those days in JSS 1 or Form
1, you will be hearing bass voice like
thunder e.g Akpo Awo, present ma. Nti Alai,
present ma. Timisi Ninu Konga, Timisi Ninu
Konga,Timisi Ninu Konga,presnt ma, why
did u not answer when I was calling u. I'm
sorry ma, I was Bosom  feeding my baby.