I understand

Lol

Lol

make you carry touch oooh..i b like say u too dey like dark places

Ok we are waiting

The Joke is becoming romantic i guess. I am sure it will now be accepted...Lol

I meant tomtom navigation tool not sweet
 Or do they have buttermint one now! Lol

I go wait make NEPA/PHCN!

You ladies are very funny

Thanks for the direction..I also think my google map or tomtom will help

ME: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

OBAMA: Because, YES IT CAN!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

OPRAH/ TYRA: Why does a chicken cross a road? Was it molested while still a chick? I mean, what kind of upbringing did it have? We need to invite the chicken to share with us what happened.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying segxwal insecurity.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: This was an unprovoked act by the infidels and Zionist forces, we will avenge with suicide bombers!!

GEORGE W. BUSH (2): The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

OBASANJO: The chicken did not cross the road. And it is not true it was running away from the militant squad! This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken! The government views these allegations seriously and will leave no stone unturned to establish the source of these rumors.

ANY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN: "From which tribe is the chicken? Our community has been marginalized for far too long – others have had their chance and it is now the turn of our chicken to eat!"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion

NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.

NNAMDI AZIKIWE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.

NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION: Our immigration system at the border point was down when the chicken entered our territory. And (laughs) we don’t even know who invited it! But we will deport it! However, we have no funds for its deportation.

OSHIOMOLE: (waving a finger in the air): Let me tell you clearly: There comes a time when a chicken is far more important than an individual. This calls for a strike action.

CHRIS OKOTIE: That an animal species of the poultry extraction was witnessed gallivanting, nay, actually sauntering contentedly across a motorway belies our preponderant propensity to keep on our wanton questioning of others' motives.

NIGERIAN POLICE: The reports reaching us have not confirmed that chickens have ever crossed the road!! We are investigating the matter and will inform you of further developments, though we have never succeeded in any.

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The difference between the chicken and the parliamentary, if any, in discharging its onus probandi is one of a twoodledum and twidlydim. It is more of terra ferma and not terra incognita.
I see it as a fantasmagorie puritanical quagmire because it is a question of an exercise of self purification, abnegation and mortification. 

Best Regards........ ?

References acknowledged

Now it's my keyboard..LOl

I meant i didn't actually look well...

U'r Right

My Bad.Did to actually look well at the forum I was.

Cheers!

ME: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

OBAMA: Because, YES IT CAN!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

OPRAH/ TYRA: Why does a chicken cross a road? Was it molested while still a chick? I mean, what kind of upbringing did it have? We need to invite the chicken to share with us what happened.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying segxwal insecurity.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: This was an unprovoked act by the infidels and Zionist forces, we will avenge with suicide bombers!!

GEORGE W. BUSH (2): The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

OBASANJO: The chicken did not cross the road. And it is not true it was running away from the militant squad! This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken! The government views these allegations seriously and will leave no stone unturned to establish the source of these rumors.

ANY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN: "From which tribe is the chicken? Our community has been marginalized for far too long – others have had their chance and it is now the turn of our chicken to eat!"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion

NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.

NNAMDI AZIKIWE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.

NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION: Our immigration system at the border point was down when the chicken entered our territory. And (laughs) we don’t even know who invited it! But we will deport it! However, we have no funds for its deportation.

OSHIOMOLE: (waving a finger in the air): Let me tell you clearly: There comes a time when a chicken is far more important than an individual. This calls for a strike action.

CHRIS OKOTIE: That an animal species of the poultry extraction was witnessed gallivanting, nay, actually sauntering contentedly across a motorway belies our preponderant propensity to keep on our wanton questioning of others' motives.

NIGERIAN POLICE: The reports reaching us have not confirmed that chickens have ever crossed the road!! We are investigating the matter and will inform you of further developments, though we have never succeeded in any.

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The difference between the chicken and the parliamentary, if any, in discharging its onus probandi is one of a twoodledum and twidlydim. It is more of terra ferma and not terra incognita.
I see it as a fantasmagorie puritanical quagmire because it is a question of an exercise of self purification, abnegation and mortification. 

Best Regards........ ?

References acknowledged

 I personally don't see anything bad in the Info. More investigations please.

I just don't like being held in the dark..be enlightened!

These ladies are really affecting lives..imagine the number of fans
Don't even think my writings later are off point..you just need to integrate it in the discussion.

I would understand with you buddies..it really takes a God-Fearing lady to walk through this life (most especially a celebrity status) to still remain marriage material. Same thing can be applicable to the guys.

I mean it is time for us to define where we are going, define the things we are copying from the west(where there is little or no family values). I still believe that one can be a celebrity (actress or actor) and still be a real model for people to look up to.

People say those funny things about celebrities because of how rampant their scandals sweeps our tabloids daily. I mean they face a lot of temptations from fighting for roles and so on.

You can see what ghana movie industry is turning into, all in the name to overtake Nollywood..

Simply put, one can have entertainment as a career and still leave a positive impact in this life. I would not expect this to be the opinion of most people but I just need to let someone read it.

My lovely sisters in Nigeria, some people in the UK are really waiting for the day society morals would come back..and Africa dare not allow herself to be an option for the wind of society immorality as all is being done to cast it out from the UK.