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201  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Kolo Mental on: 11-11-2010 09:40 PM
Nice 1!
202  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija don land oooo on: 11-11-2010 06:57 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 11-11-2010 06:16 PM
nice newspaper..........vanguard? the punch? Grin Grin

lol all of the above
203  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The S*X Calculator that Work! on: 11-11-2010 02:51 PM
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the the S*x counter will know!
   

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
 It takes less than a minute .
 Work this out as you read .
 Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
 This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have s*x (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 .
 If you haven't, add 1759..
6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
 (i.e., how many times you want to have s*x each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)  Grin  Smiley
204  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Naija don land oooo on: 10-11-2010 09:53 PM
Headless Goat, Chickens Found In Intersection

The bodies and heads of decapitated animals keep turning up in the middle of an intersection in northwest. There have been chickens – lots of chickens – and just a few days ago, there was a goat.

The incidents have been happening near  Adkins Road.

reporter Jeff knocked on doors and talked with neighbors who said they’ve seen headless animals in the middle of the intersection many times. One neighbor said there’s probably been 20 of them over the last few years and it’s giving people the creeps.

“Normal people would not be doing that,” said neighbor Steve.

Someone is leaving animals with their severed heads beside them in the intersection of  Road and Place.

“Maybe a hen sometimes. A rooster sometimes,” said another neighbor, who did not want to be identified.


“Yeah, a goat. Yeah, they done had some of everything down there and they don’t pick it up. They run over it,” said the neighbor.

Neighbors said the animals and animal heads have been showing up for two or three years.

He said he suspects the dead animals have something to do with one gang trying to intimidate another gang(yeah right...Naija).

“This is kind of what the word on the street is. This might ben them trying to send a signal or sign that “I’m going to take over this turf right here” so to speak,” said him.

All the neighbors he spoke with up and down both streets know about the animals and said they were upset about it.

“It makes me mad when I see it down there,” said one neighbor.

“I don’t know what that’s all about with the dead animals. Soon it’s probably going to be dead people(juju they mean),” said .

he contacted the Police Department about the goat incident and they said they were going through their reports to see if they could make sense out of the situation(Na juju b this nothing to look into).
 Grin
Naija don land
205  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Naija don land oooo on: 10-11-2010 09:53 PM
Headless Goat, Chickens Found In Intersection

The bodies and heads of decapitated animals keep turning up in the middle of an intersection in northwest. There have been chickens – lots of chickens – and just a few days ago, there was a goat.

The incidents have been happening near  Adkins Road.

reporter Jeff knocked on doors and talked with neighbors who said they’ve seen headless animals in the middle of the intersection many times. One neighbor said there’s probably been 20 of them over the last few years and it’s giving people the creeps.

“Normal people would not be doing that,” said neighbor Steve.

Someone is leaving animals with their severed heads beside them in the intersection of  Road and Place.

“Maybe a hen sometimes. A rooster sometimes,” said another neighbor, who did not want to be identified.


“Yeah, a goat. Yeah, they done had some of everything down there and they don’t pick it up. They run over it,” said the neighbor.

Neighbors said the animals and animal heads have been showing up for two or three years.

He said he suspects the dead animals have something to do with one gang trying to intimidate another gang(yeah right...Naija).

“This is kind of what the word on the street is. This might ben them trying to send a signal or sign that “I’m going to take over this turf right here” so to speak,” said him.

All the neighbors he spoke with up and down both streets know about the animals and said they were upset about it.

“It makes me mad when I see it down there,” said one neighbor.

“I don’t know what that’s all about with the dead animals. Soon it’s probably going to be dead people(juju they mean),” said .

he contacted the Police Department about the goat incident and they said they were going through their reports to see if they could make sense out of the situation(Na juju b this nothing to look into).
 Grin
Naija don land
206  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pass on: 10-11-2010 09:47 PM
Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 10-11-2010 09:30 PM
alaba market precisely Grin

Even alaba market no get am....
207  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Egg Fight on: 8-11-2010 09:19 PM
funny bt not funny u try
208  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Nigeria leaders - cartoon on: 8-11-2010 09:16 PM
I no think say poster know himsef
209  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pass on: 8-11-2010 09:14 PM
Quote from: jonesblack on  8-11-2010 09:14 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on  7-11-2010 10:44 PM
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener Grin Lips Sealed

I no get am my guy
210  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pass on: 8-11-2010 09:14 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on  7-11-2010 10:44 PM
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener Grin Lips Sealed

I not get am my guy
211  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pastor on: 8-11-2010 09:09 PM
lol funny the boi make sense ooooo
212  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: comedy extras on: 5-11-2010 08:33 PM
Quote from: xter on  5-11-2010 06:42 PM
Abi na lie bros?

this joke no funny e com dey mak @Kristiantus dey cry
213  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wetin u wish ur naija pals. on: 4-11-2010 09:22 PM
Quote from: monasea on  1-11-2010 05:15 PM
be focused 9japals happy new month

Just tell the bobo say you like am and kiss and mk up problem solved
214  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wetin u wish ur naija pals. on: 4-11-2010 09:21 PM
Quote from: monasea on  1-11-2010 05:15 PM
be focused 9japals happy new month

Just tell the bobo say you like am and kiss and mk up problem solved
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