A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?" He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle, and 2 were on the phone" |