you no fit see the joke inside abi somtin dey miss from your side?

ok madam,but come ma house make i explain nam beta

funny wetin?
you na so so lie lie full your mouth...

Which yansh?

i swear...like 34 stoke of horse wipe..

passing

wew... seriously, na forbidden fruit

hehehe.hw that thing go be my spec now?abeg no be mine oo

nice two
 

thats wonderful  i love such weath

this thing has been pb4 nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I dey vex

•   Kemi got married to a Chinese man. She got pregnant & had a baby girl who eventually died! At d funeral d aunt came crying I Knew it! I knew it!! I Knew it!!! Curious relatives took d aunt on d side & she said loudly I KNEW IT CHINESE PRODUCT NO DEY LAST.

Problems of Plenty. One really feels sorry for the guy.


A in his new 27 storeyed House
He gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the
swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up
for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office
bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to her wife on
16th floor, says See You to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on
3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds
out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor ?
15th,17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?

He phones to all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendents
gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of
running about on all the floors,but the key is not traceable .



Fed up , after half an hour, he  leaves in a chauffer driven
ordinary Ikon car.

At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a
temporary replacement maid had washed his boss's  pant and hung it to dry
on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket.
The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and
was never found. This was found out because of his wife's habit of
checking cloths given for ironing personally.

After 3 days his wife complained to him that where was he roaming
till 3 A.M. last night ? then he replied that he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M. I was so much
worried. I could not sleep whole night, said his Wife


Oh That helicopter? That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes
people to deliver the duplicate car key

you can immagine wat dis is causing on him  

hahahahahahahahahaa .... terry ogini ka odere ebeahu?

this is not worth laughing at  ...... poster rephrase pls