Mr poster, e be lyk say dis ur joke na ctrl c and ctrl v o! So borin! Why u no ku ku go write series cos dis ur joke go reach do season 1 to 28.

In a zoo, the most visited Chimpazzi got old and died and it will take another 2 weeks to get a replacement. So vacancy sign was placed outside the zoo for a man to play chimpazzi for 2 weeks. A man was finally choosen. As he was sitting in his cage, there was this big scary lion in the next cage gazing at him. The just employeed man was sweating all over. Then suddenly, the lion said, obasanjo u lucky o, u no need costume to play chim' na, heat wan kill me 4 here. OMG!

In a zoo, the most visited Chimpazzi got old and died and it will take another 2 weeks to get a replacement. So vacancy sign was placed outside the zoo for a man to play chimpazzi for 2 weeks. A man was finally choosen. As he was sitting in his cage, there was this big scary lion in the next cage gazing at him. The just employeed man was sweating all over. Then suddenly, the lion said, obasanjo u lucky o, u no need costume to play chim' na, heat wan kill me 4 here.

Ke e sele? Ma le mo un mere e ho. Ida a olorun ba won! Meaning "what happed? I dont even know what to say. May they be touched by Gods Judgement" i stayed in Kabba for 7years. Its a peaceful community.

Sorry people, i had my first degree from the university of michigan business school. So dnt get it twisted, i luv making people laff nt always by relating stories but reality.
Go to oshodi and walk as if you re takin a stroll.

Some joke are post laughable, (chai see oyibo) u dnt laff until days after.
And no mata wat u do some people will nt laff at ur jokes.
Its either they ve a deadly mouth odor that is toxic to both man & animals especialy, MOSQUITOES or they have 2-2 gaps btwn each tooth. So tell me how wuld dey open their amoebaic mouth?

Lets continue. Now, there was this lagos pastor whose only daughter was impregnated.
He was Mad,angry and prepared to disown the girl. Amid of the brohaha, a man came to the pastors house with a convoy of hummers and Limos.

The man said " pastor there's no cause 4 alarm, i impregnated ur daughter.
If she give birth to a girl i will build u a mansion with 10 exotic cars, if its a Boy, i will give u an estate, a private jet and $25m.
The man now asked the pastor, what if she has a miscarriage? The pastor said " ah, dats no problem, u will have to sleep with her again abi"

Ok! I'm back people. Naija is d best place filled with beautiful abnormalities.

I left lagos 4 UK, i met a girl, we only fight while walking together.
If u walk d way u walk in Oshodi in UK. U'l be stopped by parol officers.
I mean, we dnt walk in Lagos, we run, if u cannot run, u Jug. Anytin u do pls don't walk. If u think i'm wrong try walking in Oshodi.

And diz policemen they give birth to dozens of children. U kidnap them the police is happy.

Fact: Police are our best friend.

Ha ha wat happin?

Hahahaha. Shey devil nor kno say we get sense pass am? Abi him think say if na waffy girl be eve, she 4 chop that apple? She 4 tell devil make em chop am first na!

Hahahaha. Shey devil nor kno say we get sense pass am? Abi him think say if na waffy girl be eve, she 4 chop that apple? She 4 tell devil make em chop am first na!

I'm sorry to say this but i must say that 75% of the Nigerian Police does not know their job.
Ok, there was a day i was driving, i unknowingly left all my car papers at home. I was stopped by a police officer and he asked "papers" and since i was not with them, i showed him piles of my Dstv subscription receipts to my surprise the policeman asked "where are the orignals?" OMG!

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I didnt even read things under this topic before commenting. INEC ARE BASTARDS FOR CALLING NIGERIAN GRADUATES ILLETERATES. What effect will this stupid comment by INEC have on us? So they are trying to put their blames on others shey?

messi was nowhere in europe, he didnt score a goal in d world cup. This is a set up. Sneider scored, won the champions league, seria a, copa italia and got to the final of the world cup. My dear people, common sence. Fifa is a fraud.

it is nt of us to judge. Everyone will account for his or her own deeds. Do good always and leave the rest.

it is nt of us to judge. Everyone will account for his or her own deeds. Do good always and leave the rest.

it is nt of us to judge. Everyone will account for his or her own deeds. Do good always and leave the rest.