hahhaahahaha guy man, there are some story that good to remain untold

nice one u have
i feel u

A man sat one day in his palour seriously going through their wedding certificate. His wife seeing how busy he was ask honey what are u searching 4 in our wedding certificate he repiled with a strong face, the expiry date

an old woman has a daughter who live abroad but she cannot afford 3 square meals a day,1 day the landlord visited the woman and asked her ,why are u struggling to eat when u have a child abroad ,the old woman replies dont mind dat girl ,upon all the money we spent on her ,she is only sending me photograph with white men ,& the landlord said pls can i see the photo,the woman brought it out & it was dollars ,if u were the landlord what will u do??

as ARSENAL is about to be buried CHELSEA blue is my colour
all my ARSENAL friend have join me in some stubborn fans
is now thanking MAN U bcz what MAN U did to them give wenger
brain to get about 5 players last minute, let see if the wil stop playing
those beautful nonsense they use to play

we regret to announce the on timely death of ARSENAL who was disgrace on 28/08/2011 by MAN U at old trafford
on 30/08/2011 body leaves old trafford to there home town emirate,left to mourn him is wenger, van pesie and some
sturbborn fans who is already having heart attack now

FATHER AND SON
Dad asked his son: Whenever i beat you,... how do u alwayz stop your anger?
Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad asked: How does that help u?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush,

a friend i know well as area boy later becomes a rev father
when i went to his church for confession he told me that each
each sin wil cost 10us,

a man was envite on tv for interview, when he was ask the worse moment of his life
he say that it was when a young boy buy some goods from his shop with fake money
at that moment he start shouting cursing the guy that gave him the fake money,
so they start telling him sorry is ok,the man shout shout shout at the end when the
manage to calm him down, the ask him ok now what about the fake money were do
you keep them, the man say any way i spend them all

there are some stories that good to remain untold

omg how can a man be so stupid to that extend, i know he might told his so call
friends how good and bad you are in bed that one will be everyday topic,
i really feel sorry for you, bcz i can now feel your pains, pls dear you
need not to fight over this just try to apply wisdom call him on a good
moring and try to see if he  can reason with you, just make him to
understand what marriage is all about, if he fail to understand then
if you people have a church you attend then tell ur pastor or rev
father about it so that  he wil envite him may be by doing so he
may realise what marriage is all about, god wil help u as u do so

nawaooooooo presidoo wetin i dey hear, hope is not true how u go start ur work by destroying the poor,
how u go destroy there house without providing another place 4 them,remember we all are happy to have
u there as our presidoo so don,t make the poor cry 4 u ooooo,i wish i can hear ur own side of this story, b4
anything, always remember that the destruction of the poor is there poverty and there down fall,
pls pls pls oooooooooooooo

an American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be ur slave!" The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: "Na today? find am na....

a woman from zambia have only daugther and the dauther get married with a chinese man, so they both lives together in china, they always send the woman alot of things from china but all the items they send to her no one last up till 1month it got spoiled,so the woman always wounder what is happening she got so worried because all the items they send to her was very much beauiful but she always lose them before 1month, so with time her daugther got pregant and deliver a lovely baby boy, so the woman have to travel to china to stay with them awhile, it happens that the baby die before one month, when people gather there carrying the woman her self was also carrying shouting I SAY IT, I SAY IT,I SAY IT,so people gather there got confuse and ask her what she say, so the woman shout with a loud voice I SAY IT THAT ANYTHING CHINA PRODUCE NEVER LAST

Imagine what people do in church " I was in the middle of a mass when I saw
a guy Light his Cigarette; I was so shocked that I nearly dropped my Beer oooooooooooooooo

nawaoooooooooo there are some stories that good to remain untold, is the lady is to be blame? i think for better for worst have taken her life,i don,t know if i will stil blame the church that provide this for better for worst a thing that lead to this personality to death what a nice destiny just wasted like that all in the name of marriage, and now many destiny that beside her have to be delay as well, infact the useless man have no hidden place, the whole creature is against him, he now have very short time to spend with us on this earth and he wil hav no peace until the day he wil join the destiny he wasted,i pray that the good lord will give the family the streanght and ability to bear this great lost, 00000 my dear may ur rest in peace

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

kneeling down to my wife does not remove anything from my personality after
all we are one, so i don,t see anything wrong there, but for my gf oo never

lol baby enjoy ok, when i go enter 9ja na baby jeep i go buy for my girl

LOL is 9ja life for you