A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. Well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."  

Having a father with a deep sense of humour...Priceless.MASTERCARD advert(old one sef).............

Achibong is having himself some 9ice tym, ;Djoo oh!

It happens.............ma Guy's car was stollen in Benin and part of the gang,Pastor join insyd!

Omotara Johnson! Tori too long buh.......if nobody talk about U,then U're nobody,whether na truth dem talk or na lie.

Where dem wan hold am cut nah...

Me wondered same thing oh.....

Ah ah!Hallmark really got tom your nerves this time,buh I agree wuth UVal shuld not be commersialised. Me am in the office sef....

lwkmd for 12,13 n 14. 9 actually ended naughty! ;)Dbut every shaa make sense.....

  Wat can I say?Education is the "KEY", 2 wat sef?

eheeee?!!!!mariage dey fear U?

Wia U dey go?U wan go marry Chinko?Ching chong nyooooo

Ah,no be 2 express mind we come here come do?soon,person go evn need black.........4 Real Madrid Away jersey!

Thank God 4 purple colour!I jst luv it,even if it meant quarrel.......I'll send it 2 her wt a SORRY note

Na U finish word Babe,no be these ones wey dey preach "if ur finger will lead U 2 sin.....bla bla bla",wen there's love,e eazy?

Take a break babe! taste the "waters" as it is called,U'll refresh and find new love but,married man is nt ur portion IJN.......

Here we go!wia are those TATOO printers sef?

You been wan tell us the movie name: JET LI in Hell(season 2)

Ask am oh