HMMMMM ANODA ONE AGAIN,AM SICK OF OUR NIGERIAN POLICE,THEY NEVER SMILE WITH U ONLY TO HARRASE U AT ANY POINT,PITY THEY TOUCH THE BANK,SHD HAVE GONE TO TOUCH  POLICE STATION NOT THE BANK,,,,,,,,,,,

THOSE MEN SLEEPING WITH HER ARE SHAMELESS,SHE ISNT EVEN PRETY MEANING MEN CUD SLEEP WITH PIGS DIS DAYS,HOW SMALL SHE IS AGAIN..............................NIGERIA HELL WITH U AND AM ASHAME TO BE ONE

ABEG MAKE THEM KILLED THEMSELVES FINISH IF THEY NO KILL HAM E FOR KILL PERSON

NOT TODAY WE HEARING OF DIS BUT DIS JUST THE PROVERB ABT EVERYDAY FOR THE THIEF ONEDAY FOR THE OWNER........SO DAT KIND MONEY DEY WEN AM SEEKING JUST 1OO,OOO TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL,NIGERIAN LEADERS AND WEALTHY MEN ARE REALLY WICKED,PRAY THEIR PLACE IN HELL BE CERTAIN FOR THEM

10 Commandments for Women During the Football World Cup
(+10 Rules of the WFE)

Extremely important recommendations for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, mothers, sisters and daughters.10 Commandments for Women During the World Cup

   1. From 11th June until 11th July 2010, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions.  The remote control will be fingerprinted each night, any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be cancelled for a month.
   2. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in the beers, I don't mind, as long as you crawl along the floor.
   3. During the football season, read the sports section of the newspaper so that you get the flavour of the football season
   4. During the games I will be blinkered to match.  You cannot expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, it wont happen.
   5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
   6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say ' get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called ' words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce.
   7. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
   8. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
      I will not go, I will not go, and I will not go.

      However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
   9. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. The daily football season highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even say ' but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?
  10. And finally, please save your expressions such as: 'Thank God the football season is only every 4 years'.  I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League.

 

Thank you for your co-operation.
 Φ

Hungry and Broke

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

GOD LIKE WE DONT HAVE GOVERNMENT TO MAINTAIN LAW AND ORDER IN THAT STATE AT ALL,WHERE ARE THE JTF,OH SORRY THEY ARE BUSY IN NIGERDELTA KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF FISHING OUT MILITANT AND STEALING OIL FOR THEIR BOSS,BOT TRUST THEM WHEN THEM HEAR SAY JOS GET OIL NA THEN THEY GO KNOW SAY THEM GO SECURE THE PLACE..............GOD I WICH I WAS NEVER BORN IN THIS COUNTRY

ONE THING WE GUYS IS THAT NOT EVERY GULS WE ASK OUT WE LOVE,SO MOST CASES WE WIN THEIR HEART ON PILLARS OF LIE BECOS U TELLING A GUL YOU LOVE HER WITHOUT REALLY LOVING HER IS A LIE ALREADY.ANODA CASE IS MOST GULS PREFARE SWEET COATED TONGUE GUYS AND WAT DO U EXPECT THEY ARE BORN LIARS...SO LADIES NOT ALL LOVE ARE REAL