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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: ID Cabasa, Toni Payne Shuns 9ice Birthday on: 21-01-2011 03:24 PM
Ruggedy BAba has said it all, hasn't he?!
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Rent delay: Landlord cuts tenant’s wife with machete on: 21-01-2011 03:15 PM
The two of the are Ibo men, they know how important money is in greasing the wheels of life now. "Nna"
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEVER LIE TO UR MOM on: 18-01-2009 07:48 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The desert adventure on: 23-09-2008 02:21 AM
     Once there were two people lost in a desert. One was a Catholic Priest and the other was a Catholic Sister. They roamed the desert for many days until the camel they were using for transportation died of hunger and thirst. Then they knew their own end was near.
     Wishing to make the best of the last moments they had remaining on earth, the Father said, 'Sister, I know the greatest sin I can commit against Mother Mary would be to go back to heaven without knowing what the female anatomy was like. So, please, let me have a glimpse of those features that made Mother Mary so special and blessed!'
     The Sister answered and said, 'No problem, Father. But, come to think of it, the very first day I took the oath of celibacy to become a Sister, I told God that I would not want to die without knowing what the male anatomy was like, so I will also like to have a glimpse of that 'thing' that made Adam so different from Eve!'
     Thus, on mutual agreement, they showed each other what 'those things' were and how 'those features' looked like. Then, the Father said, 'Sister, I read somewhere that if I stick my 'thing' inside your type of 'thing', it gives new life...'
     Sister retorted and said, 'Then what are you waiting for? Stick it into the camel's 'thing' so it will wake up and get us out of this God-forsaken place!'
5  Forum / Jobs and careers / MTN Subscribers:How to Setup your Phone for Data Services (GPRS, 3.5G) on: 22-09-2008 06:18 AM
Manual Set Up Instructions


There are some phones that can only be setup manually. Please check if your phone is one of them. To setup your phone manually, you need to enter the following information, as applicable, on your phone:

Any device you use needs to be configured to use MTN’s Data Network (the same settings apply to GPRS and 3.5G).

3.5G Settings

Account Name = MTN GPRS
IP Address = 10.199.212.2
Port = 9201 (for WAP) or 8080 (for HTML)
Username = web
Password = web
Access Point Name (APN) = web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net

GPRS/WAP Settings

Account Name = MTN GPRS
IP Address = 10.199.212.2
Port = 9201 (for WAP) or 8080 (for HTML)
Username = web
Password = web
Access Point Name (APN) = web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net

MMS Settings

Account Name = MTN MMS
Access Point Name (APN) = web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Service Centre Address = http://10.199.212.8/servlets/mms
IP Address = 10.199.212.2
Port = 9201 (for WAP) or 8080 (for HTML)
Username = web
Password = web
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: School Teacher on: 5-09-2008 02:29 PM
Is there a limit to its getting bigger?
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What da F*@#%$! on: 5-09-2008 02:23 PM
Waoh Great!! But is he lying? Apart from his being an ingrate, I think he's right.
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / E go better on: 4-09-2008 03:39 PM
It's not as if it's that bad, but there is always space for improvement. Try to pray for Nigeria every morning, will you?
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Richest black person in the world is a Nigerian that lives in Nigeria on: 4-09-2008 03:17 PM
 Grin Cheesy Wink Smileyhttp://All na Effizzy. The botton line is to be the best in whatever you are or whoever you choose to be!
Forbes dey give award for the PLAYEST PLAYBOY OF THE YEAR, RICHEST MAN, MOST PROMISCOUS, etc. etc.
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can you double date? on: 4-09-2008 12:18 PM
My brother, qouting the Nigerian singer, Adaz, in his hit track, Zaro Kome, he said "One man's food is another man's poison..."
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: D'banj vs Olu maintain on: 17-07-2008 12:49 PM
You guys are funny sha! How una go dey take Olu Maintain compare D'banj? She dem be mates ni? D'banj is the master for life!!!
12  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: What does don jazzy always tell dbanj? on: 17-07-2008 12:35 PM
He reminds him to always tell us the koko - "I'm D'banj, or Ski'banj, like my Jamaican friends call me" [/color] [/font] [/font] [/font] Grin Wink
13  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: why 2face is pregnanting girls on: 17-07-2008 12:12 PM
Don't mind him, he's just being stupid.
Forgetting that if he's able to impregnate, that means he's able to contact the dreaded virus!
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX on: 10-07-2008 01:37 PM
With Whites, the cycle goes on and on! Thank God for Naija!!!
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